Here at Jezebel Virtual HQ, we like to debate the real issues affecting women today. This morning, after perusing Lilo's topless photoshoot, we began discussing a very important topic: are Lindsay's considerable assets her own, or surgically-enhanced? I think real! From the side, they look like real breasts — you know, not like helium-inflated balloons strapped to her ribs. Tracie argues that if they are old implants, they can appear more natural, because they've had "4 years to settle". Then there's this denial from Lindsay, circa 2004. She says of the boob job rumors, "It's so retarded...I'm 17 years old. My mother would never let me. I'd be deathly afraid, and it's unnecessary... but I'm glad people think I have a nice chest." So what is it, bitches? Real or Fake? The one thing I think we can all agree on is that they are awesome. Voting is after the jump.
Lindsay As Marilyn [New York Magazine]
Earlier: Nipple Alert!













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My mother wouldn't let me? Bullshit. Not if it paid for her LV and spray tan sessions.
They're fake. You can get great looking fake tits.
Fake fake fake.
Man, I can't believe I voted on that. Fucked up!
(For the record--YES they are real).
I can't believe there's any discussion. Her boobs are obviously real, sag and all.
It's not recording my vote, but I say real. Those puppies shrank to raisins when she got skinny. And I see a lot of fakes where I live. I've become obsessed with the real v. fake debate.
Lindsay Lohan: Real Pretty.
She definitely had crazy big fake boobs at one point, however if she probably had them removed and replaced with smaller ones.
Taking into consideration how she loves to go without a bra, that would make her boobs much more "natural" aka saggy.
Britney had a similar issue. Her implants went south due to her lack of bra usage. I'm betting she's on her second or third set at this point.
I voted real, because they go up and down in size based on her weight-loss & gain.
But after reading about Britney's mother-endorsed teenage boob job, I don't think Lindsay's evidence is very convincing.
Real. Also, I think she should go away until she has something interesting to promote.
Real. My boobs ended up suddenly ballooning when I was around 19 1/2 or so. Lindsay probably had a similar experience, and the dumbass media of course had to say she got implants.
Is it me or does she not look as "polished" as always in this photoshoot? Little to no photoshop? Kudos to her for pulling it off even though...i can't believe someone actually compared Marilyn to Lindsay Lohan? This is disturbing...
Yeah totes real. I can navigate my way around a pair with the best of 'em and I gotta say, that girl's got impressive underboob.
Totes real...and fabulous.
The flaxen_vixen and her barely B's are super jealous.
I say real. Granted, mine aren't as nice as hers, but it's nice to see real boobage.
Anybody read that thing in Glamour by some actor saying he's fucked so many women with fake boobs he just wants real cleavage? Some of it was decent, some of it seemed straight out of that book about learning lessons from chicks who dumped you.
@notaclevername: No kidding! Anyone remember her scary-skinny period? [entimg.msn.com]
Totally real. They have that teensy, tiny bit of droop on the side, just like everyone else's.
Please. They are real. If fake tits looked like that, EVERY woman would have them. Don't pretend you wouldn't!
Eh, nice tits are nice tits whether they're real or fake. Whatever.
But what I think is really funny is how hard she's trying to emulate Marilyn. Yeah, Marilyn was pretty, but she wasn't exactly known for her acting talent, was she? Yet LiLo claims she wants an Oscar. And she also claims to now be sober, even though Marilyn was a drug addict who died as a result of an overdose... STOP SENDING MIXED SIGNALS.
I say real -- and I'd be willing to test that out, just to be sure.
I definitely think they're real. They are just saggy enough for me to come to this conclusion. Sometimes people are just blessed with enormous tatas. My bf is a size 6 and wears a 34DD...
@BAngieB: aw sweetie - you're biased.
If they are real then they would be sagging a lot more. That girl never wears a bra! My boobs would be down around my belly button if I wore a bra as infrequently as she does.
deffs real
@notaclevername: Exactly. Will the haters please explain how fakes shrunk when she was coked out of her gourd and only weighed 20 pounds then cam back when she gained weight? As if a cokehead thinks, "Ooh, let me get my implants taken out so my breasts are proportionate to the weight loss I'm denying publicly as exercise for a role."
@BlueEyedBitchface: Remember, she's only 21! Young boobs have a lot of bounce to spare!
@BritneyCanadaWhore: jinx.
They're real, yo.
Real. They change size like normal breasts.
@linkura: Hah, mine still do. I outgrow bras about once a year. Going on a E-cup now :p Lucky I'm not in the spotlight.
@NefariousNewt: In the name of science!
Those tits are real. And since I'm assuming that 11 year old boy bod comes with lots of exercise and not from snorting coke anymore I'm gonna say she's probably got insane pec muscles. If you want your tits to hang high, work on your pecs. That shit will snap up faster than a rubber band.
@jenndavo: Exactly. My boobs were like fucking ROCKS when I was that age.
dude. i was born with freckles and a huge rack. and on a daily basis am told i look like lindsay lohan. i think they're real.
They are definitely real because in one of the other photos of the shoot, she is lying down and they are too!
@blondegrlz: I want to read about BS's boob job!
God please dont send me to hell for that. :X
On a side note, I made an off-handed comment about how my breasts are too big and my husband got a horrified look on his face and just cried out "No!" under his breath. It was funny and made me feel good.
@jenndavo: That picture makes me want to eat a cheeseburger. She is so pretty when she's filled out.
@joyjoyjoy: marilyn monroe's performance in "the misfits" always brings tears to my eyes.
What is she, 21? Heck mine looked pretty close to that at 21. (though for some reason mine always ALWAYS point out, go figure) And I didn't need a bra then, either. Now ten years later..... mwahahaha! That bra-less fun will bite you in the ass.
all real, all pretty. now i miss my 21 year old girls. this day sucks!
I think they are real b/c the one on the left (picture left)is slightly larger than the one on the right. Which is exactly how people look. Most docs can't deal with assymetry (sp?) so they don't look real. My left is bigger than my right too. Stars! Their boobs are just like ours!
Realsies. I hate it when people assume an actress's boobs are fake just 'cause they change sizes. Mine go up and down at least a cup every month, and I know I'm not alone. (on the other hand, when an actress catches the lose-30lbs-or-you'll-never-act-again bug and her breasts go up a size, well...)
My god, I can't stop staring at them. It's like a car wreck. They're looking at me.
@LadyNo: Yeah... science... sure...
@Macloserboy: amen, brother. my boobs shrank to practically nothing when i was riding the cocaine train.
Real, the shot that she's laying down in, they're practically flat, which fakies do not do.
They're probs real, as is the palpable desperation.
I used to love this girl. Now that she ostensibly has to rely on her (real or not) tits to remain relevant, that's the end of the line for me.
And you know what? I finally got to the photoshoot, and I have to say, I think she looks beautiful. I mean, she's not Marylin Monroe, but it's a pretty shoot by itself. In my opinion.
@incurable paranoiac: You must be very pretty.
When she was normal sized the boobs were the same size as they are now. Now she's a skinny twat and the boobs remain the same. I have boobs bc I am fat, when I am thin I have none. Rule of thumb. They're fake.
@jenndavo: I'm only 24, maybe gravity just likes Lindsay more?
i think she looks beautiful. something about the pictures makes her look so sweet and honest. just like, "fuck yeah, these are my tits." and i think they're real. but even if they aren't, they look great and i don't care.
I have big boobs and the nipples to match. All my girlfriends with big huge boobs also have big huge nipples. Lindsey's nipples are tiny. I say surgically enhanced.
i say not only are they real, but there just about the last morsel of herself she has left that is actually attractive. She wrecked the rest of it with tanner, coke, LI makeup, leggings, and partay-ing. And soon enough, the nice ta-ta's will be gone too. Couldn't happen to a trashier girl.
@Elin: I'm only at a B now, but they were a low A before. And they seem to keep on growing.
@badmutha: Oh you're totally gunning for best comment of the day with that.
@notaclevername: If cheeseburgers were the way to look like that, I'd eat a dozen. Unfortunately I need to do the opposite of "fill out" before I let anyone take naked pictures of me in a bad wig.