Lindsay Lohan is buck nekkid in the new issue of New York magazine. The star did a recreation of Marilyn Monroe's last sitting with Bert Stern, in photographs shot by, you guessed it, Bert Stern. Twenty-one year old LL says, "I didn't have to put much thought into it. I mean, Bert Stern? Doing a Marilyn shoot? When is that ever going to come up? It's really an honor." [New York Magazine]
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9:45 AM on Mon Feb 18 2008
By Dodai
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Well, I guess they're real.
Wow. Nice tits.
The emulation of Marilyn is scary. She was such a sad, lost person. And her death was terrible. And her life was full of heartbreak and pain.
And all of these girls want to be her.
I wish sometimes they would try to make a positive legacy of their own, and stop trying to tie themselves to a legend who had a really depressing existence.
Can't' wait to see BangieB's take on this....and now, I am going to navigate away from the nipples.
The color scheme of her boobs is the same as mine.
am I crazy or does it look like her nipples have been rubbed flat?
i'm glad he didn't choose scarjo. linds is waaaay more interesting a subject, even if she's less va-va-voom-y.
She looks fab. But are my nipples supposed to be that teensy?
ARE YOU KIDDING?is this a real piccha?
@hortense: I think they have a fascination with her, but don't think for a second that it can happen to them. Like the people who try to beat a train across the railroad tracks.
@petunia942: And they're spectacular.
Thank god she put some weight back on. Now if she can just get back into quality movies.
Hmmm, I think they could have gotten a better makeup artist, but the photos are faithful recreations...
I think BAngieB might wig on on her girl being naked and sexualized.
It's kind of nice to see boobs with a natural sag to them. I'm suddenly far less self concious of my own.
She's got phenomenal tits, but still the old-lady face. I don't know if anyone else is really looking at her face, though.
@dayglo: I know right? My boobs are slightly bigger than that...but they sag just the same. I like the picture. A lot, actually!
@NefariousNewt: They want to be considered her heir, or her equal. It doesn't really work.
I like all her freckles, too. I never understood people who hated freckles - they're adorable!
Some of those pics are pretty terrible, but she has a great body, I can see why her life goal is to show it to every man on the planet. It certainly would be mine, and that comment doesn't have nearly as much sarcasm as it probably sounds like it does.
@blueberrypancake: I also spy the ever-present bronzer. Was Marilyn into the dirt face look? Not that I recall.
Is there a link to the original photos?
It just seems in bad taste, to me. What's next: recreating the JFK assassination?
She really is a pretty girl, but that wig confirms that she's better as a redhead.
Beautiful girl, gorgeous pictures.
I really, really, really, really did not need to see Lilo's wobbly bits. Really. I know where that ish has been!
Just looked through the slideshow and MAN are those some beautiful pictures.
i love her freckles.
@hortense: especially in the pics with the freckles. don't get me wrong, i love the freckles, but not with the platinum blonde
I know I'm going to get massacred for this, but I think Lindsay Lohan is one of the least sexy people ever. The bronzer, the leggings, the dumb shit she's always saying...I just can't.
@hortense: Yeah, I was just looking at them again and the wig is terrible. Her bod is hot, but why couldn't they have done a better wig and makeup? Aside from her tits, she looks a little washed up.
I really wish she were famous for her acting. It would make it so much easier to accept her constant place in the spotlight. Other than constant partying, great tits, and various addictions, what is this girl about?
I think she's prettiest when she's just being herself. No bronzer, no wig, etc. Mean Girls Lilo.
Hoping that LiLo did this in the same spirit that Marilyn did. Taking back the objectification of her body and her person and having control over it rather than being a victim. Hoping, hoping, hoping. She really is lovely, though I don't follow her business enough to know much else.
i feel kind of sad about this. this chick hasn't made a real movie in years and does nothing but thrash around in tabloids, and now she's taking it all off in a weekly magazine, imitating an icon she's got nowhere near enough class to be, shot by a photographer who was too lazy to even think of a new idea for a shoot.
it seems like such a cry for attention. what's next, playboy?
I love photos of Marilyn Monroe. She took beautiful pictures. But god, recreation photo shoots of her shit are getting so old. Photographers, please try to be creative. I feel like 1/4 of photos of starlets are recreations of Marilyn pictures or some other actress and it's irritating. Plus, why would you imitate such stunning photos? It's just setting yourself up for failure.
I'm ready to see LiLo as a redhead in the movies again.
Well. Okay then.
As a huge fan of crazy naked women, can I just say that this link made my Monday.
Thank you Jezebel!
Meh. Lindsay isn't the first female celeb to try to re-create Monroe, and she won't be the last, though I wish she were.
I will say that she has great, natural tits, though. But come on. Cliche, much?
Why does this photo suck so bad? You can't even see her face.
Her breasts do look nice, and make me feel better about my own...don't want to brag, but they're really similar. I always feel like they look saggier on me.
Am i the only one that doesnt think she looks great in these? Esp when compared to the originals of Marilyn. I just dont think LiLo has the spirit to take these shorts from peep show to art. In any case many men & boys out there will be happy she tried.
Is this really the best move for her to make? I mean she is still kinda fresh out of rehab (which she may have fallen off the wagon with) and she doesn't have any projects out right now...seems like a desperate bid for attention to me.
Her tetas look nice, I gotta admit -- but the rest of her looks washed up.
Cocaine is a helluva drug.
meh, pretty sure SM's look better!
shorts = shots
envious of the boobs but I am quite happy with my own nipples thank you very much. I almost needed a magnifying glass for hers.
I find some of the photographs very unflattering. I think the photographer could have done a better job. I think her body looks good. She doesn't have perfect perky breasts because they are neither small or fake. She just looks like a normal girl to me.
Wow, those girls have a lot of braless nights on them for 21-year olds.
boring, washed up and cheap. she holds absolutely no interest... yawn.
Hm, I guess I'm doomed to a lifetime of virginity of my boobies (especially my nipples) are supposed to be Precious Moments sized like hers.
Damn. Nice rack. But Marilyn Monroe? Get over it. She is not a patron saint, and whatever talent she had has long been overshadowed by a million hungry starlets sure she's a kindred spirit. And enough about her dress size.
Paging bAngieb, Paging bAngieB!!!!!!!!!!!
@dayglo:
@SinisterRouge:
Y'all are crazy. Crazy! There is no sag there; her breasts are just big and their natural shape is more elongated! It ain't sag until the nipple points down, man.
You know, the norm for what pretty breasts look like has changed a lot since Marilyn's day; used to be that more elongated bazookas were considered the hottest shape and bras accentuated that shape. Now bras do their best to give everyone bubble breasts.
Good body, bad hair and makeup. And the one where she's black and white and the flowers are in color? WTF? Like a greeting card.
dunno, lilo seems better suited to pull off early liz taylor.
@misshoax: Roaring with anger. She will be making movies for years to come. She has genuine talent and beauty.
Doh, the original photo was the same way. I'm an idiot.
p.s. i liked to her ann-margaret recreations better..
@msAnthrope: Yes.
@tallyhoe: In junior high, I read a biography of Princess Grace that was written by one of her close friends. One of the few things that stuck with me was when Marilyn Monroe and Arthur Miller were at the friend's house, and had sex on a chair she had just had upholstered - she had so much body makeup on, that it left a orange imprint of her whole body all over the chair.
@tragicallyunhip: I wish she just wouldn't do blonde. Can you imag