She must have just seen Jumper.

Dear Rachel,
You're a cute girl, really. But I saw your movie this weekend so I would either like halvsies on that booze or my $9 back.
kthxbai
Blondegrlz

Come stand by me, tiny girl. I'll make you look even smaller!

Wow. It's very sad indeed when looking at a picture of a wee celeb girl buying alcohol is vastly more entertaining than reading about 2 selfish people's marriage & babies.

Liqour stores aren't even allowed to be open on Sunday in Texas.

She should be careful, when you weigh 25 pounds you can't have a very high tolerance.

@omerhi: You took the words right out of my mouth. That was the worst movie I've ever seen.

@Snowbunny: oh, no she's using it as an ignition source to burn every copy of 'Jumper' in existence

She is such a cute girl. Someone needs to rescue her from her unfortunate career choices.

She carries it so gingerly, like it is nitroglycerin.

Aw man, was Jumper really that bad? I kinda wanted to see it. Boo.

@nocakebuttevah: I'd have that bad boy tucked in my arm, like the way Miss America holds her flowers. I am a lady, yo.

Anyone else think its for Hayden C? He must need to get hella drunk to get it on with a chick...

I hope she is going to drink X-Rated and champagne, because that is a yummy m-fing drink and seems like something she would be into.

I am hung to the over today. I'm shivering under a coat and blankets. I have not moved from the couch except to go get Burger King. If I could get up I would go put on some sunglasses because it is too bright in my house. Rachel don't do it!

@badmutha: I'd have that bad boy in my mouth already, with the classy wrapping still on.

ohfuck that reads bad. oh well.

@LuxLisbon: I was hungover yesterday. Ugh!

@bowlingfordollars: I wonder how many career choices she really has, though.

@badmutha: But you can buy cheap champagne and OJ at Kroger and make morning mimosas! Or all-damn-day mimosas, as was the case yesterday.

This depicts my Sunday afternoon also, disproportional bottle-to-body size ratio included.

@jenndavo: @MissSmithDrankYourVodka: I like that we can share here. And keep it classy.

@badmutha: No qualms about alcoholism here, lady!

@badmutha: @jenndavo: And we also throw bloody tampons at people here. Don't forget.

She is tiny. Were we ever to be near each other she should be scared, since I am big and clumsy and would probably squish her...

@MissSmithDrankYourVodka: I just could never get behind the tampon throwing, mainly because there wasn't really anything like, you know, a buzz associated with it. But I understand the concept.

@battleaxonista: I don't need to see it. Hayden C has been awful, no: nearly comatose, in everything he's ever been in.

$34.99 for a carton of smokes? As soon as I get home, I'm loading up the U-haul.

I had a dream last night about aliens, and she was one of them. She shot me with some sort of device that was going to turn me into one. I'm dead serious. She wasn't a big part of the dream though, she just showed up for those couple seconds. What does that mean?

She's so tiny that's not a champagne bottle, its a beer.

@Katxyz: It means that you and LSD just don't mix. Just kidding.

haha aww

Good for her!