Jezebel
Valentine's Day may be over, but there's still romance in the air: Just read the interview with Coco, the buxom wife of rapper/actor Ice T, over on Playboy.com. Some revelations from the 28-year-old: Ice likes it when she wears heels while they're boning. "I actually keep a pair of shoes next to the bed," she says. "Just in case I don't have them on and we start gettin' busy, I can throw them on." The couple has sex in front of a wall of mirrors: "I'm not the kind of person who gets turned on by other people; he's the same way, too. We like watching ourselves." Coco's ample rear is real! "Ice will let women touch my butt, feel it, grab it, whatever they want to do, to prove that there's nothing in there." And lastly, Ice and Coco have pet names for each other: "I call him Baby Poo. He calls me, 'Bitch, get over here.'" [Playboy]
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5:30 PM on Fri Feb 15 2008
By Dodai
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COCO IS 28 YEARS OLD?!?!
Well, isn't that fucking sweet. Nothing makes my heart go pitty-pat like misogyny. *VOM*
If the guy NEEDS you to wear torture shoes in order to enjoy sex, something in the milk ain't clean.
28? Is she using Zeta Jones math?
seriously? there's not a chance in hell she's only 28 -- is there? if so, she's used every last inch of herself hard over those years.
@jenndavo: For real! She's been rode hard and put away wet....See, I just made my own self ill..
Um, did you say "28"? Her boobs are at least that old.
@jenndavo: I know, WHAT?!?
I was just visitng the MLP thread again... I have to say, Coco is sorta reminiscent.
Why would it matter if her ass is 'real?'
Ladyfriend clearly isn't interested in 'natural beauty.'
Just sayin.'
Um, I know we're supposed to be upset about his "pet name" for her, but I find that kind of cute. She's clearly kidding. And I love Ice-T so much I kind of like her by proxy. So "awwww" is my official response to this post.
Noooooo! Detective Fin would never call his lady "Bitch, get over here"! Please don't tell me he likes kiddie porn too, my love for Law & Order: SVU runs too deep.
@hatey: Seriously! The ass might be natural, but the melon boobs and pony hair most certainly are not!
I always really liked Ice T until I learned about him outside of the context of Law and Order. Her boobs just look painful to me. I don't understand the attraction of such obviously fake tits. < just my opinion/confusion not trying to offend anyone!
@jenndavo: No, that's a typo. Coco's BOOBS are 28 years old.
I love Ice-T. He's always so pissed off at the various skells and pervs on SVU. Him and Munch are a match made in Jacked Up Weird Looking Cynical Guy Who Can't Care Anymore But Can't Look Away Either Heaven.
There's a lid for every pot.
Well, that's what you get when you marry an ex-pimp.
@ehkca: Hah! I love that - it sounds exactly like something my Grandma would have said - and that's a good thing.
I love it when I hear "Bitch, get over here." It makes me all tingly and giggly, especially when a fucking dyke says it.
@ehkca: or an ass for every seat.
@ulookinatmyjunk: Ex pimp? Are you sure about that? Cuz his jewelry, shirt, and pocket square say otherwise.
@jenndavo:
I know! Her young age is the most surprising thing about the article.
I like them.
@BiscuitDoughJones: I'm guessing her special shoes might be the most natural thing she brings to the bed. Assuming they're leather and not PVC, that is.
@bananaballs: A camel(toe) for every jockey?
It's all just soooo fucking freakish.
28?
in dog years?
@petuniacat: You just know he has a super long pinkie fingernail for sniffing the coke while smacking the hoes.
not interested in these two.
@ulookinatmyjunk: Eeew nasties!
Oh - and I'd hate to be their made and find those nasty shoes under the bed. I'm sure they're Haz-Mat by now.
@petuniacat: Ugh. This kitty's losing it. Meant I'd hate to be their maid, not made.
I find it hard to reconcile Ice-T's real life persona of kind of hating women with his SVU persona of hating people who hate women. So confoosed.
@petuniacat: Or clean her boobprints off that full-length mirror they like to use? Blaaaaaargh.
My husband's pet name for me is Bitches. There was a whole Dr. Phil (don't judge me) epdisode on people who use normally inappropriate pet names for each other. It has something to do with bonding. Whatevs, I think these too make kind of a cute couple.
I cannot decide who I want to throw acid on more..
...and if that rag is only 28, then so am I!
My sister made me go with her to an Ice-T concert about 10 years ago. He kept talking about bitches (at least he's consistent!), and, I can't remember his exact comments, but it kept getting worse and worse, just really demeaning stuff. As it went on, more and more guys kept looking at us and the other girls there, and getting more and more leery. It felt quite scary actually - I didn't think his misogyny was particularly funny then, and I don't now.
@heykoukla: Actually, it was probably closer to 15 years ago.
@jenndavo: Gawd. Those boobs are just gross. They're packed with so much silicone that you can see a bulgy blue penis-type vein on the top of her left boob.
Funny how plastic surgery ages a person, no?
@blondegrlz: The BF and I like to end our good-natured arguments with "Bitch, get in the kitchen and make me a sammich!" (The REAL fights end with something stronger.) It's mostly me yelling at him, though.
@petuniacat: I knoooow. And I'm trying to be all "different strokes" about it, but what the hell? How did she decided that orange droopy boobs were acceptable -- nay, ATTRACTIVE?
Coco= Ice T's personal porn star. Which is okay I guess if she's into it too?
This is not exactly on top, but Ice-T's Rap School is the best thing ever.
I can imagine Ice T in their bedroom: "Bitch, beg. Bitch, roll over. Bitch, swallow NOW!"
Will Ice T enter Coco in next year's Westminster show? This guy seems to especially hate white (orange?) women.
@Trashtastic: And he plays a detective...a cop (ha, who remembers "Cop-Killer"?) that goes after child molesters,rapists,and wife beaters.
I know people can try to change their image, but at one point can we say, "Fuck off; giving the role/interview to someone who hasn't spent the last ten years playing and profiting from playing the worst stupid misogynistic violence/crime-glamorizing stereotype"?
P.S. Her breasts....imagining the weight if this bowling balls...
Oh, the pain.
@BAngieB: :::::furiously taking notes:::::::
The pocket square is so not Original Gangsta. Thankfully her boobs balance that out. Fo shizzle.
i heard ice smuts her out to the highest bidder. i see that pimp hand is still strong. good work bro
Apart from that phony orange tint on the skin, I think the people over at RealDoll™ have made great strides recently ... "add to cart" and "proceed to checkout" here I come ...
Who is she? besides being married to Ice T
My new nickname for my significant other: Bitch, get over here."
I'm not letting him call me "Baby Poo," however.
You know, I was going to make a snarky comment here, but this is wrong and sad on such a variety of levels, I'm not quite sure where to begin. I think I'll just hug my dog and watch "Ghost Whisperer". It's still scary, but I know it's not reality....
Her boobs look like they hurt.
...Her ass nor her age is real.