My Liberal Heart Bleeds For Your Portable Massage Needs, Texas!Moe2/14/08 10:30amFiled to: crappy hourBarack ObamaHillary ClintonJenna BushWonkettedonna rice hughesgarry hartLarry CraigMonica Lewinskysex toy banstarr reportValentine's Day89EditPromoteShare to KinjaToggle Conversation toolsGo to permalinkHey, what's that saying about sex and politics? You know, it's weird or something? Like Rudy and Judi. The rhyming names thing doesn't even make the list! Or Dennis and Liz. The Hobbit love thing doesn't even register! Matalin and Carville...OMG don't GO there! Sure, sometimes it gets so weird it all comes back around to appropriateland. This election pits outed fag hag Ann Coulter and her new hard-on for Hillary against Barack Obama's latest gay Newt Gingrich. Newt Gingrich, who was fucking around on the wife for whom he left his first saintly dying cancer-stricken wife with some blond chick the whole time he was leading Clinton's impeachment battle! Newt Gingrich, new BFF of the environment... Anyway, so it makes sense that the morning's art is brought to you by the Republican Party, which made these clever Barack Obama e-Valentines employing popular Clinton team talking points. Welcome to the worst day of the year. Come on in, rejoice in your constitutional right to own a vibrating massage wand and reminisce fondly with me and (also single!) Megan about your very first political sex scandal. Mine was Donna Rice! Didja know she's a Jesus prude activist now? Here's a link to the Starr Report.