Scarlett Johansson Will Hold A Grudge

• A reporter from Us magazine tried to interview Scarlett Johansson after her appearance on the Today show, but Scarlett was all, "You have got to be kidding me after that [plastic surgery] cover you did." Oh, snap! [Gatecrasher]
  
• Christina Aguilera on son Max: "When he's breast-feeding, I just sit there and stare at him. I'm in awe of this little miracle." [Page Six]
  
• If you're getting married in Vegas today, you might have Pauly Shore, Mario Lopez or "Chocolate Rain" singer Tay Zonday as a witness to your nuptials. Lucky! [Page Six]
  
• Britney's "manager" Sam Lutfi is trying to get California governor Arnold Schwarzenegger to help her with her "civil rights" issues, like why she can't keep a lawyer. Wait, what? [Gatecrasher]
  
• Britney's boyfriend Adnan Ghalib: Questioned by cops! He may or may not have punched a photographer snapping him at the Beverly Hills Hotel. Don't you love it when the tables turn? [TMZ]
  
• Apparently Britney is getting along great with her mom, it's her dad she's not happy with. She doesn't want him in her personal — or financial — affairs. Do you get the feeling that if she's so annoyed at him, he might be talking some sense? [E!]

• Amy Winehouse wants to give incarcerated hubby Blake one of her most prized possessions: One of her Grammys. But she'll have to wait 'til he gets sprung. [MSNBC]
• Katie Holmes ordered six organic baby blankets and now everyone thinks she's knocked up. But apparently the order was "for a friend." [MSNBC]
• Blind item! "Which rival young actresses on the same hit show are forced to pose together at PR events, even though they hate each other? One resents the other for having knocked her off her 'star of the show' pedestal." [Gatecrasher]
• In a Valentine shout-out, Keith Urban dedicated a song to his pregnant wife, Nicole Kidman, during his concert at Madison Square Garden last night. Awwww. (Related: Who goes to a Keith Urban show?) [People]
• Oscar De La Hoya will be in court tomorrow over those photos of him in drag; he claims the former stripper doctored them, so she's suing him. Think mean folks are sending him lingerie and fishnets today? [Page Six]
• 50 Cent's baby mama asked for $50,000 a month in child support? Then the court ruled she should get $6,700?? That's a lot of cents. [Page Six]
• Billy Ray Cyrus has apologized for the fact that he and Miley are not wearing seat belts in the back seat of a car in Miley's 3D movie. "Seatbelt safety is extremely important," he says. Related: Zzzzzz. [People]
• Jeffrey Dean Morgan and Mary-Louise Parker, who play husband and wife on Weeds, are engaged! [People]
• OJ Simpson's girlfriend has been hospitalized with a "severe head injury." No one knows how she got it, but a witness says she had been "intoxicated and always falling down." More to come, for sure. [ET]
• A judge has ruled that Mel Gibson can serve the rest of his probation without appearing in court again. "You're on your own," the judge said. [Reuters]
• The 911 call regarding Brad Renfro has been released; his girlfriend is on the line saying, "His nose is bleeding... We can't tell if he's breathing." [People]
• Dakota Fanning is pulling out of a film that calls for her to shave her head. Diva! [MSNBC]
• Farrah Fawcett's son, Redmond O'Neal, was busted for DUI ad drug possession in Malibu. This is not the first time, and he's been in rehab "a dozen times." Redmond is 23. [TMZ]
• Henry Winkler testified at the John Ritter wrongful-death trial yesterday, describing how Ritter was in good shape the morning of the day he died but sweating and asking for water in the afternoon and "that was the last time I saw him." [LA Times]
• China's Foreign Ministry spokesman expressed regret over Steven Spielberg's decision to quit his Beijing Olympics role because of China's policies in Sudan. But, says Liu Jianchao, the games will be "a success." [Reuters]
• So yeah, Kanye West's new video, co-directed by Kanyeezy and Spike Jonze, features KW tied up in the trunk of a car, then beaten with a shovel by a model who's totally stacked. The subtext is about fame, or the economy, or something. Can't stop staring at her rack. [Concrete Loop]
• LaToya Jackson's face: Fucked. Up. [Perez Hilton]
• The writers' strike is over! But wait, the Screen Actors Guild might start talks for a new labor contract? Oy. [Reuters]
• Wu-Tang Clan's Raekwon says he'd like to celebrate Valentine's Day "in a helicopter over the city having sex." [Rush & Molloy]

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