Dear Women: Dudes Are Repulsed By Your Huge Hooves

Hey, ladies! If you have big feet, asymmetrical features and little or no "hip sway," you're unattractive. (Yes, that means you, Paris Hilton). At least, according to science. In a clip from the Today show this morning, researchers claim small feet, symmetrical faces and swishy asses are what the guys really want. Question: Are we living in a Looney Tunes short? Seriously, this sounds like someone we know. Also, Paris should totes move to Tanzania.