• By Dodai
    Feb 13, 2008 9:00 AM 5,052
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    Are Angelina & Brad Finally Tying The Knot?

    • Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt to wed? Finally? Now that she is preggo with twins? OMG! [MSNBC]
    • Did Britney get married when she went to Mexico last month? Maybe! Of course, her man, Adnan Ghalib, is already married. But! Wedding documents exist! Says a source. [Gatecrasher]
    • Meanwhile, Britney seems to have made up with her mom; they went shopping yesterday. [People]
    • The lyrics of a Spamalot song have been changed from referencing Britney Spears to name-dropping Posh Spice, because, says Eric Idle, "We don't laugh at sad people." [AP]
    • Queen of Soul Aretha Franklin is pissed BeyoncĂ© called Tina Turner "The Queen." Whoops. [People]
    • Paris Hilton celebrated her 27th birthday by doing shot after shot of tequila. Related: Sky is blue. [Page Six]
    • The Insider's Pat O'Brien is in rehab again, but does he have a special security detail? [Page Six]
    • Spotted: Leighton Meester, aka Blair Waldorf of Gossip Girl, hanging with pot smokers. [Page Six]
    • Janet Jackson, 41, feels like she should have a baby: "I get so much pressure from people I don't even know, and I think: 'My God, am I missing my moment?'" [Page Six]
    • But, says Janet, "I might be allergic to marriage." [People]
    • Gary Coleman: Secretly married a redhead, lost his virginity. Um, yeah. [Page Six]
    • Blind item! "Which recent mom is already bored with her new accessory? Despite pimping herself out to the celebrity mags as a loving parent, she is constantly finding reasons to leave the baby and 'escape.'" [Gatecrasher]
    • Paris Hilton's little brother Barron was busted for DUI and guess who wouldn't bail him out? Paris apparently told him he needed to learn a lesson. [TMZ]
    • Barron is out now, because his friends called a bail bondsman. [TMZ]
    • And it looks like Barron doesn't have a valid driver's license, uh-oh. That's why his bail went from $5,000 to $20,000. [E!]
    • Plus, before his arrest, Barron was driving the wrong way on the Pacific Coast Highway and also in wild circles, according to a witness. [TMZ]
    • American Idol alum Jessica Sierra: No longer pregnant. No other details. [TMZ]
    • Jennifer Aniston spent her 39th birthday on the set of the flick she's shooting, but then had dinner and ice cream cake with the cast and crew. [People]
    • Good Charlotte's Benji Madden and fiancĂ©e Sophie Monk: Dunzo. [People]
    • Carla Bruni on her romance with French prez Nicolas Sarkozy: "They tell me that it all was too rapid... It was immediate. For us, it even seemed slow. Lovers, you know, have their own sense of time... I wished to marry him right away." [People]
    • Actor Diego Luna is off the market! He married his girlfriend Camilla Sodi in Mexico City last week. Fortunately, he continues to be smoking hot. [ONTD]
    • Victoria "Posh Spice" Beckham was seen picking out a candy-covered Valentine's Day card that read "I can't (bear) to be without you" — there were gummy bears where "bear" was. [Mirror]
    • Emma "Hermione Granger" Watson, 17, is dating Razorlight frontman and ex-junkie Johnny Borrell, 27. [ONTD]
    • Tilda Swinton, 47, has a paramour named Sandro Kopp, 29. He met Swinton when he played a centaur in the Chronicles Of Narnia film. But Swinton also has a long-term partner, John Byrne, 67. Apparently they all live together with Swinton's ten-year-old twins, though no one dishes about the sleeping arrangements. [Daily Mail]
    • Scarlett Johansson says she'll never go to paparazzi-plagued L.A. hotspot The Ivy: "I don't care how good the Cobb salad is. These tabloid magazines — I think they're hideous and the downfall of society." [MSNBC]
    • Oh, and Scarlett's CD will be released on May 20. Tom Waits approved the covers she did of his songs, and David Bowie sings on a couple of tracks. [Reuters]
    • Shakira donated a bejeweled bra for a charity auction, and a fan paid $3,000 for it. The money goes to Shaki's Bare Feet Foundation, which is constructing a school for impoverished kids in Colombia. [LA Times]
    • Josh Kelley says being married to Katherine Heigl is "unbelievable." [People]


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