Loose Lips

Rick and Kathy Hilton are vying for the Spears award for worst parents ever: 18-year-old Barron Hilton, Paris's little bro, got a D.U.I. this morning. • Are Dita Von Teese and Backstreet Boy A.J. McLean dating? Oddest couple ever. • Friend of Jamie Lynn Spears, Miley Cyrus says that Jamie is "really excited" to be a mom. "I think she's done the best she can," Miley told Us. Let your buddy Jamie be your cautionary whale, Hannah Montana! [TMZ, NY Post, Us]