• Puppies! [NYT]
  
• Unexplained national BlackBerry shutdown began at 3:30 p.m. I'd take it as a sign from God, but those fuckin' iPhones are still working. [WSJ]
  
• Obama officially pulled ahead of Clinton, delegate wise, even counting the "superdelegates," after winning in Maine. [CBS News]
  
• Oooooh, and look who's inevitable now!!! [NY Times]
  
• No really, DRUDGE EXCLUSIVE inevitable... [Drudge]
  
• And now that pretty much every state where The Nation is read has held a primary, it's pulling for Obama too. [CBS News]
  
• Paul Krugman finds something Nixonian about all this Obama love but fuck if he's going to tell you exactly what it is. [NYT]
  
• If China keeps up this stealing our military secrets thing maybe one day they will learn how to wage their own futile trillion dollar wars on oil-producing countries. But wait, who will they borrow money from to do all that? [Washington Post]

• Hey, did you know? Living in a roomy suburban single family home on a sizeable plot of land with a car and a lawn mower is actually a less environmentally-friendly lifestyle the kind you'd have if you moved into my apartment, took the subway to work and never even recycled. [New York Times]
• Chelsea dines with the 21-year-old superdelegate. [ABC News]
• The Game was sentenced to 60 days for pulling a gun on someone at a pickup basketball game. (Guy, what part of "just a game" don't you...) [LA Times]
• Thank the deities there is hope for scripted TV after all. [Wash Post]

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