Best Comment of the Day, in response to Critics Slash And Burn The Lipstick Jungle: "The names of these shows sound like they were spewed from some kind of Chick Lit Title Generator: Lipstick Jungle, Cashmere Mafia, Stiletto Assassin, Handbag Samurai, Push-up Bra SWAT Team, etc, etc. Add a pink cover show a cartoon drawing of a woman from the knees down and you are good to go." We say: you should totes check out our new book, Pashmina Platoon! • Worst, in response to Men Are Awful At Picking Up Women The World Over: "I had an old dude in a casino try to pick me up. He was only half-kidding when he said "Stick with me, babe, and you'll be farting through silk." We say: wow, just...wow. We prefer farting through polyester anyway. Better reverb!

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