The instructional video above is so strange that we're not really sure if it's a joke or actually intended to teach something to aspiring Japanese prostitutes working the whole geisha angle. (Real geisha aren't hookers and they wear their obis in the back, whereas prostitutes wear their obis in the front, like the chick in this video, for easy access.) This clip contains an English lesson of sorts, instructing the viewer on how to say and use certain risqué terms ("you're so good" and "first-rate cunt lapping") during sexual encounters. ["First-rate cunt-lapping"??? -Ed.] There's no nudity, but it's a little NSFW if you have the sound up.

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