• "Prayers can help and so can the government." That's Bush on the tornadoes that have killed 50 people throughout the south. Oh right he's still president! I think that means you're better off with "prayer." [Washington Post]
  
• Total votes cast in Dem primaries last night: 7,347,971 for Clinton, 7,294,851 for Obama. [Time]
  
• Hillary Clinton loaned $5 million to the Hillary Clinton campaign. We hope she negotiated some good terms...[Politico]
  
• That $5 million will not be used to actually pay her staff...[Time]
  
• Justice for tainted pet food peddlers from China... [WSJ]

• American Apparel sent a memo to its employees instructing them to vote for Obama or McCain in yesterday's primaries BECAUSE THEY HATE WOMEN. Except illegal alien women. [Politico]
  
• And speaking of illegal, that whole American Apparel stunt was... [Politico]
  
• Not that it matters bc no one in California voted for Obama anyway. [Time]
  
• But the unprecedented under-30 vote in Missouri carried Obama...and Huckabee (?!) to victory. [MTV News]
  
• It's actually a good thing Bush was such a distinctly horrible president bc if he wasn't his brother or that "macaca" guy might have the nomination...[Wash Times]
  
• "Michelle Obama looks good in anything, and Cindy McCain looks scary in everything." [XX Factor]
  
• "Wish I looked that scary..." [XX Factor]
  
• Vladimir Putin's love story: now a heartwarming rom com. [Yahoo! News]

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