Best Comment of the Day, in response to Strippers And Sex Workers On Conventions: Republicans, Nerds Make Best Customers: "Republican sex. The most fun you can have with 3/4s of your clothes on and thirty seconds to spare." We say: that's cold. About as cold as Larry Craig's marital bed. • Worst, in response to Paris Hilton: "I can't comment on this story, lest I reveal that I actually read it." We say: don't front. NONE of you are above consuming Paris Hilton gossip. We all need something to distract us from our meaningless, consumer-driven lives.

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