shoes. wow.

Dude. For fucks sake. Shoes. Get some proper... shoes. *cries*

Um.. Shoes: No. Zipper-legged jeans: No. Hayden Christensen: Yes please.

The shoes/boots jobbies are a bit nasty. That little leather jacket is quite cute though.

Those are some fuckin' ugly shoes, girl.

I think they should trade shoes. Much more outfit appropriate on both sides...

No, HER shoes. I mean, those are some serious heels, though it looks like maybe she is about to do a quick Michael Jackson turn in that pic. He he!

yikes, the hubris of youth! those shoes will incur major injury while walking in rome. it's fun watching fashiony types struggle up the cobbled via condotti in super-high-heels.

I love her shoes. And her whole outfit.

I absolutely love both of them so I won't say anything bad about either of their footwear selections.

@ThaKadinskyPapers: They look like leather boots with a skin disease.

that jacket is not winning me over either, then again i'm not a fan of this girl so she could be dressed in weed and small, unmarked bills and i still wouldn't find her appealing.

Oh, zipper leg jeans. I haven't seen or heard from you since 5th grade, and now you decide to show up out of the blue. I always suspected you'd be back, I just didn't think I'd take it this hard.

@NefariousNewt: They reminded me of hams studded with cloves. I'm obviously demented.

I always do this, because I am uncool. Who are these people?

rachel, just 'cause shoes have a red sole, it doesnt make them automatically cute.

What did Summer Roberts do to get stuck being a beard for Anakin?
Poor Girl...
Those heels look bedazzled.

@NefariousNewt: Yes, I was about to ask when did the carbuncle-covered boots become fashionable?

@Reluctant Financier: I don't know what it is about Our (Rent)Boy Hayden, but I'd totally hit it. WTF is wrong with me?

@NefariousNewt: bwahahahahaha

@LadyNo: Wait till they come back visiting with their buddy, Stirrup Pants. THEN you'll sit in your living room with the lights out until they quit knocking.

Him:"WTF is wrong with your camera?"
Her: "Nothings wrong. Do you know how to work a camera?"
Him: "Do you know how to walk in those shoes?"
Her: "Nice. Do you know how to not get your shoes out of a dumpster?"

@leMaldeTete: Or hungry.

So this is where bad shoes go to die...

@hamsterpants: HAHAHA!

@BiscuitDoughJones: I would soo hit Hayden. First I would hit him with that little fashion disaster right there, and then I would hit with da gud stuff.

This is the set of a movie, right? is she really running around Rome dressed like this? With Louboutins, fabulous leather jacket, hair like a dream, I am not sure about the jeans but who cares... ...I am so jealous right now....

I don't like her auburn highlights...

@hamsterpants: I'm pretty sure we've seen those on Mrs. Beckham recently, to be fair.

@NefariousNewt: You know how people say they have "food on the brain" or whatever? I believe mine to be bacon-wrapped.

I'll take an order of extra Hayden with my lunch. kthxbai.

@Reluctant Financier: @BiscuitDoughJones: @ThaKadinskyPapers: After watching his multiple performances as Anakin, I have no desire to hit the dude.

Other than the shoes, she looks gorgeous. And I could sure use a Roman holiday right now.

she's totally doing the pee-pee dance, I hope there was a lot of uneven ground between her and toilet.

@leMaldeTete: Mmmm, bacon-wrapped brains - not just for zombies anymore!

Head to toe NO. On both of them.

Is she in KISS? Whatever, it's going to take a lot more than those boots to make me stop loving her.

@badmutha: If I thought they actually talked to each other like this, I might actually like them.

@pursewhore: See, I'm okay with the fact that he sucked JarJar Binks' balls in the SW prequels. There wasn't shit ANYBODY could do with those phoned-in, doodoocrap, anemic scripts. Don't hate the playa, hate the game. Or hate George Lucas. I do.

@leMaldeTete: Mmmmmmmmmm... bacon....

@BiscuitDoughJones: Oh, I don't know. I thought Ewan McGregor did some good work with the material he was given. Hayden? Too stiff and uncomfortable for words.

(I hate George Lucas too.)

less Rachael, more Hayden please

@BiscuitDoughJones:
GEORGE MOTHERFUCKING LUCAS! Excuse me, I've got torches and pitchforks that need handing out.

@pursewhore: Then you have to see Life Is A House and Shattered Glass. George Lucas made good actors look bad so imagine what he did with someone with marginal talent.

She's wishing she hadn't worn those shoes.

You know, I just don't get it...sneakers with a suit? I mean, I love Chucks and rock them as often as possible, but with a suit? No.

@BiscuitDoughJones: @Macloserboy: Yup, Lucas has been dialing it in since Return of the Jedi...

I just saw today that Sydney is the exact same time on a plane as Romefrom the West Coast (14 hours) so obviously they shoulda gone to Sydney.

@Tocsin: Hand me one. Apparently the new Indiana Jones is taking its cue, not from the swashbuckling movies of the 30s, but sci-fi b-movies of the 50s.

NOOOOOOO.

It's going to be yet another case of, "There are only three. There are no more. LALALALAICAN'THEARYOUTHEYDON'TEXIST"

@LadyNo: I coveted Guess zipper leg jeans in 5th grade. A decade later, I thought they looked stupid. Two decades later, I am confused.

@ThaKadinskyPapers: I will have to remember that one! Thank you, thank you.

@hamsterpants: @NefariousNewt: I know. It's so motherloving gross that I just got hungry picturing my own brain wrapped in bacon.

@leMaldeTete: Me too. You, Homer Simpson, and I should get together.

I wish I looked this cool while wearing things that are all, on their own, ridiculous.

My first thought was "Hayden? The singer-songwriter? Cool."

Because I think it's still 1996.

@hatepaperdoll: I thought of Hayden Panettiere. I hate myself.

Man, I always love everything she wears. I think I saw an Olsen in these shoes once, and I puked, but here I actually think they work. Yeah, I said it.

Are these two vapid pretty people dating?

@hamsterpants: and we love you because of it. do not care about shallow "actor peeps."

his deliciously wooden acting makes everything he touches turn to comedy gold.

@kitschenette: I thought that too :(

Hayden Christensen on Jezebel? I dreaded this day would come true... I'm sorry, Hayden, you're no longer the one for me, please get your shit out of my room by the end of the week, thanks.

@kitschenette: So did I. We can hate ourselves together.

@Reluctant Financier: i had zipper leg jeans... in 1st grade. they had bows at the top and i considered them to be totally AWESOME!

Either she's his beard or she doesn't mind getting Sienna Miller's sloppy seconds. Either way, kind of gross.