No.

So 10 years later, the genie now has her own bottles. Congrats, X-Tina.

Yuck.

She looks sleepy.

God that is so gross. All of it.

I need, like, 100% less makeup out of this woman.

Ba-BAMM!!!
God, you could fit some serious stereo equipment in there.

Ugh.

She looks sleep deprived. No surprise there.

Do you think she only tans below her neck?

Yeah, the milk truck and the MAC counter, maybe. Bitch needs to be on an ep of Intervention to deal with her serious Viva Glam problem.

Yeek. Poor thing. Bad bad bad pic. And outfit.

Zoom out! Zoom out!

Stroke victim???

Who does she think she is, Wanda Woodward? Lose the makeup!!!!

I am spewing and hurling and blowing chunks all over the place.

I see she's still classing it up with her leopard-skin bra. Do they make those in a nursing version? Although, it just might give her kid indigestion.

Oh no, she's got a case of the Paris eye!

See, honey. You didn't need to get those ugly, hard-looking implants after all. Motherhood supplies all the booby you'll ever need.

But she ain't beautiful. No matter what they say.

She looks like Elvis.

@DorothyZbornak: The weight of the eyeliner and false lashes will do that to a girl.

I wonder if it was hard to go nine months without daily hair bleachings.

It looks like she forgot to wipe her eyebrows after applying foundation. And concealer. And powder.

She has beautiful blue eyes. It's too bad you can't see them beneath the shitload of liner.

what did she get her hair bleached the second she gave birth?

She looks so tired, cut her some slack guys. I can't be seen on most normal days without looking a little cracked out, but she just had a baby.

that being said, her blonde has reached 80's neon glow proportions

@hamburgerhotdog: or anus bleaching.

she had a baby like ten minutes ago. i'm amazed she's even awake.

@DorothyZbornak: BAHAHAHAHHAHA

She looks like Hatchetface.

She looks like she's had a stroke. That's the only plausible explanation for the right hand side of her face.

@HoneyLush: i dont think the problem is that she looks tired. the problem is that shes wearing 10 lbs of makeup, her face is a different color than her body and her boobs are out of control.

the rack is EASILY the best gift you get out of the whole misery of pregnancy. well, that and a baby.

After giving birth, when my milk first came in (I know, gross!) my breasts were like two huge hard torpedoes and they ACHED. I can't imagine going through that with bags of silicone on top. Oy. Maybe that's what that face is about?

Her hair is starting to look flesh colored, unlike the rest of her.

She looks truly frighteningly Anna Nicole.

Way to go, Xtina. You get your tarty fans back from that Montana beyatch, show 'em who's the real role model for the under 12 set!

I really, really want to like this girl, but my staunch stance against large amounts of make-up wins again. I can't take it! I want to make over this girl so bad.

I admit that I'm envious of the boobs. Do they stick around after the kid is weaned? I'm under the impression that's where sag comes from?

is she finally back to her real eyebrows? good for her!

Dear Christina:

I've loved you from the beginning and I agree that

You are beautiful no matter what they say
Words can't bring you down
You are beautiful in every single way
Yes, words can't bring you down

In fact, you are so beautiful that you don't need to wear piles of makeup or hooker shirts, no matter what the woman at the MAC counter might say! Don't let the makeup people bring you down, Christina! Just say no!

Love,

Petuniacat

i love xtina, and this photo is just plain mean-spirited. at least use one in which she isn't mid-blink.

That's got to be a wig, right?

@vonnegurl: HAHAHA - I said Wanda Woodward above to be nice, but was totally thinking Hatchet Face all the way. At least on the makeup front...

@BiscuitDoughJones: Ahahahaha! I was going to say something along those lines but why bother now? Ha!

Her face is a different color than her neck.

I think I have that blush. But I call it "eyeshadow."

@vonnegurl: dang it! you beat me to it

My (significantly smaller) boobs hurt just looking at hers.

@ineffable.me: Oh nooooooooooo, thanks for bringing that one up again. *shudder*

I think I'm most horrified that she shops at Best Buy! They SUCK

And here I thought motherhood might make her see her natural beauty . . . or make her worry about the lingering effects of mommy's possibly lead-infused bright red lipstick on the tyke . . . or at least make her too tired to slather on the MAC . . . alas, wrong again.

gotta say, her make up baffles me. the clothes are ok, sometimes..but the make up? wtf?? seriously, why is she doing that?? stop it. now.

Her eyebrows are a ghastly shade. What do you call that?

@notaclevername: HA!

@LucyRed: Seriously. Mine too. That looks really unpleasant.

@bowlingfordollars: Not Shopping, selling.

@DorothyZbornak: haha. She caught the ole Wonky Eye from Paris. God, I hate them both so very much.

@HoneyLush:

She does look tired, and it's a bad angle and moment, but damn a little less make up would help. Black liquid eye liner is not the way to look refreshed!