Oldies But Goodies

Hey! Want to wake up GAY? According to this vintage ad from Ovaltine, drinking a warm cup of the concoction at night will give you "sparkling morning freshness." And maybe a bird will sing to you, and your gravity-defying breasts will strain at your belted nightgown. You'll never know unless you try! (Click to see full-size.) [Vintage Ads]

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