judy, judy, judy.

I'm confused, how could either of them be in favor if they were growing weed?

My teacher for English I and II, Multimedia/Public-Speaking, and Drama I and II looks JUST like Judge Judy. She was a raging bitch too. Made kids cry on a regular basis. My Public Speaking class finally managed to get her fired after 3 of us that had her for 3 classes had nervous breakdowns from the amount of work she was having us do and had to miss classes for a week (we were in the 8th and 9th grades).

Awesome. I've always fancied her lace collar.

I am going to practice this look so I can scare the hell out of coworkers and small passing children.

i love a hard bitch

Oh Judge Judy, you bastion of integrity! <3

I love how she told him to go to counseling to be less irritating. Classic.

OMG I HATED that guy!! I watched it and he was soooo annoying! I know what he was trying to do, but he was pushing it hardcore.

What a dickhead.

I love her so much. The one from today was pretty brutal with the two 13-year old girls who fought in the Vans store.

He didn't seem very sincere in his ass kissing. JJ showed remarkable self-possession to keep from slapping that smart-ass smirk off his face.

My husband professes to have a mad crush on Judge Judy. My father in the past has doled out loads of intelligent legal advice - I asked once if he'd come by all this knowledge through his law enforcement career sitting in on trials and such and he said "Nah...Judge Judy". What I deduce from this is men just want a woman to take them home and make them behave.

Mr. Jerone YOU'RE AN IDIDOT

Bahahaha I know a lot of people who could use a counselor to become less irritating.

Also, the vids on Jezebel always have the best screen grabs.

when i saw this headline i thought it was gonna be about slut machine trying to meet judge judy like she did with dr. ruth. i was ready to be pissed at judy for being a bitch to her!

counseling cures irritating behavior? god only knows the trouble this knowledge could've saved me..

It's hard for me to watch JJ because I still suffer PTSD from working for a boss who was JUST like her. Day after day of that kind of interrogation about everything I did, oh man, I was a wreck after only a few short weeks. Imagine have to face that woman to turn in a resignation Hoowee.

Judy calls it like she she's it, but God Forbid I ever end up on one of these shows, I would probably pee my pants if I had to explain my reasoning for doing something as stupid as these morons.

I'm more into Judge Hatchett. She's so sassy!

@noseriously: it was my new years resolution to make this face at kids who cut me off or annoy me in stores then give you the "arent i so cute" face. the look of surprise when i glare to let them know they are not so cute and are just over-indulged is worth it every time!

Judge Judy is my mother..

As if an avenging goddess like JJ needs love from a guy like that. Puh-leeze.

@alecksander: I watched a thing on her a while ago and apparently that fiesty woman has ALWAYS had the collar - it wasn't a thing for tv, she did it while she was a regular judge, too! My respect for her grows by the day

I absolutely love love love Judge Judy!! The reason being is that she suffers no fools and makes people (morons) accountable for their actions.

MY FANTASY - Bush & Cheney receiving their oh so overdue accountability smackdown from Judge Judy......ahhhh.....A girl can dream!

As for these 2 bozos, especially the defendant, they are hereby voted off Stoner Island. I mean really, they are a complete disgrace to us "partakers". Total Dickweeds.

Judge Judy is awesome! I want her to be the Prez!!!!

@shellibears: Love your hubster and Father!!!

Damn, I never get to see the whole episode after my late shift and the box plant. Why is there no groundswell for the Al Gore/Judge Judy ticket?

@Curtice: JJ would have no tolerance for Gore. Here is the ticket - Judge Judy/Obama!!

um uh, at the box plant. Anyway, I see Judy Judy as a vice-principal who doesn't take any crap. The yin of justice measures up to Andy Dick's evil wang and beats it down. Barry Manilow endorses Obama/George Clooney 2008..

buncha twats giving weed a bad name...

i want to love jj. once i had to watch her with my m.i.l. (it's her favorite show, right after days of our lives and dr.phil) and she called some lady a bad mother for running a pit bull rescue. as proud parent of a scary-looking dog and a toddler, i will forever watch jj with a snurled lip.

Guys, I am having a bad depression right now. If it wasn't for your comments on Jezebel, I would be on medication already... Thanks!

@Maulleigh: Um I am religious watcher (I DVR it - How Sick!) and that was crazy. Girl set her up and her mom goes "Well if she wasn't talking trash about my daughter".

Judy told this crazy story last week about a murder case she preceded over in NY awhile back that broke my heart. She might come off cold sometimes but I think she always means best.

@Artful Slinger: I saw that episode! About a girl who was stabbed to death in the subway over a pair of gold earrings, right? I almost cried when she told that story, it was so heartbreaking (it also illustrates exactly why I dress dowdy on the subways). And the girl from that case was scary - makes me not EVER want to have kids...

Fake, I'm sure. My ex's best friend, we'll call him M, and M's friend went on that show once. Totally planned the WHOLE THING. It was some "dispute" about payments for a club night they were both promoting. The SHOW pays the money to the "winner".

Fake fake fake.

@crushdmb: Well it usually works out that the show pays out to the "winner" that's what draws the bat shit crazies onto the show because no one wants to pay out of pocket in a local civil claim. So your friends may have played the system, but I as an unemployed American have faith in Judge Judy cuz she's for the children. Such as. Carry on. Make it work.

@AnnoyingFemaleLeadVoiceover: Oh, I wouldn't doubt that SOME of the episodes are real, but a good majority are probably not, just like any other "reality" tv show out there. For what it's worth, I do like her, even though I'm not a fan of Judge shows in general. She's a badass, indeed.