She is just the cutest.

Mayhap its the angle? Sheesh

This photo makes me wish that my boyfriend and I were wealthy and could spend more time holding hands in airports and traveling to far-flung destinations.

He looks like death warmed over. He is so pallid. Is that the word?

Whatever, dude does not look well.

@Trashtastic: Not the angle, the BOOK! : )

I love Justin Long. I love Drew Barrymore. I just don't love both of them together. But whatevs. You kids play nice, mmkay?

i love that book!

This is the second Tom Robbins book she's been photographed with recently, right?

ooh i always knew she'd be a tom robbins fan. gosh those books were fun to read. in high school.

I love them but they are a little brother-and-sister-ish in this pic, I'm not sure what it is. It is squicking me out though.

She would read Tom Robbins..

Aw, he got his wings. Did the captain show him the cockpit?

@BiscuitDoughJones: My thoughts exactly. Like when I was a 15 year old little hippy and carried "Jitterbug Perfume" around in my purse all summer. Never actually finished it, and it fell apart. whoops.

At least her skin isn't smeared in atomic orange like it is in those Cover Girl commercials. "It matches my true skin color!" Perhaps. If your true skin color is Cheeto.

@BiscuitDoughJones: Maybe next on her reading list is "Puzzles! Puzzles! Puzzles!"

J Long still reminds me of the boy i'm in love with. gotsta stop looking at these snap judgements...

@LyrasDice:
Totally.
I'm still into Richard Brautigan, but Robbins can suck it.

@hortense: The Lash Blast mascara is great. It's the best I've used in years. kthxbai.

@hortense: It's not easy being cheesy.

how long has she been dating the mac dude?

@athertonmerriweather: Is it? I haven't tried it. I am on the prowl for a new drugstore mascara, too.

@Leiakat: LOL

Girl, Tom Robbins isn't *that* good.

@rocknrollunicorn: Jitterbug Perfume was a CHORE to read. So was Skinny Legs (I never finished it). JP took me 8 months to get around to grudgingly finish. After that, I was done with Robbins. Hippie-dippy, formulaic, and a tad insulting. Meh.

@athertonmerriweather: Is it really? I was curious about it actually.

@hortense: Yeah, it's only $6.95 at Tar-jay. The wand is thick too, which is good if you're a butterfingers like me.

@hortense: the second you move to LA, you become the same color as a cheezit. and not the parmesean variety.

@hortense: Psst, Maybelline Lash Stylist is the junk.

@BiscuitDoughJones: i regretfully agree with you.

@BiscuitDoughJones: Drew or the book? :)

@BiscuitDoughJones: I love Tom Robbins, but you're right. He is so formulaic.

@incurable paranoiac: before leopard, but not before macbook air.

@BiscuitDoughJones: I loved Another Roadside Attraction and Still Life With Woodpecker but I was 15, so who the hell knows.

@hortense: Revlon 2000 Calorie Mascara is my crack. It's ah-mazing. All my friends are converts.

She is reading. That is more than we can say for most of the country. Who cares what she reads and why would that be something to mock?

@titania1285: them parmesan ones are gooooood, but dey give me hella cheese breaf.

@funnyface: Love me some whackadoo Robbins. It's been awhile...

Mac guy just seems like what happened when Keanu Reeves was experimenting in the lab and a wiley ferret slipped in to the telepod at the crucial moment.

Acting skillz and looks add up dudes.

@BiscuitDoughJones: For reals? I was using Full and Soft for a while, but it's Meh-factor has gone up a little lately.

Anything but Great Lash. That shit is the worst.

Doesn't Jezebel make an appearance in that book?

@hortense: Why is that shit so popular?

@TruculentandUnreliable: I blame Allure. And every other magazine that claims "It's a classic for a reason!"

It is the runniest, clumpiest, lousiest mascara I have ever used. Period.

Is Justin wearing those Junior Pilot Wings they give the little ones on American Airlines?

@hortense: I love Great Lash, it always works great for me.

The Volume Express is great too, which I layer it over Define-A-Lash. I have very long lashes to begin with, and it really makes them pop.

@hortense: Ugh! THE worst. They must pay the eds to say that shit, because it's awful. I swear by Loreal Double Extend. My bff thought I was wearing falsies!

OOOH, can we have a whole mascara thread/post? It's my favorite of all the makeups.

@hortense: Ooh, I used to love Full n' Soft! But I grew tired of it. I'm all about Lash Stylist, and Rimmel Lash Maxx is just ok.

@hortense: OMG, I thought I was doing something wrong or just kept getting a bad batch or something. Great Lash is so awful, it smears, and flakes. It sucks.

@hortense: Hate Great Lash -- I looked like one of those ducks they rescue after an oil spill.

Fresh Supernova for me, please!

@funnyface: Could we? I didn't mean to threadjack the Drew Zone.

@BiscuitDoughJones: I just tried the L'Oreal Clean Definition Telescopic...boo-urns. The clumpy factor was off the charts.

I am far more interested in making myself look more presentable than in Drew & el du jour. Can we also talk about puffy eyes? Mine look like I went 9 rounds with Hoya.

@hortense: I hated the regular Telescopic. I had so many clumps that it was like I had 3 eyelashes total.

@hortense: I hate it. I kind of feel like it's pulling my eyelashes along with it when I put it on.

I did use the Almay lengthening stuff for a while, but then I switched to Mac, and then switched back to Almay and I've decided that the Almay is shitty.

@BiscuitDoughJones: The first time you read Robbins, you get all in love. And then you read another, and another - and it's like, "Oh. I see." I lost all patience for that kind of prose after reading Another Roadside Attraction.

Ooh! And fake lashes! Please, Moe (or any Jezzie who isn't feeling sick)? PLEASE!