Kimora? Is that you?

did not recognize her with her clothes on. wish i could pull of that colour.

@MissPeacock: srsly

did Lisa Cosby make her jacket?

what the hell?

It is impossible to recognize that face.

You know she has pasties on under that jacket.

I don't see breasts, so I don't believe this is her.

I don't hate her hair. *Ducks*

SHE LOOKS LIKE A DARKER VERSION OF MARGARET CHO!!

Wait, I thought she was in jail? That can't be a standard issue color...

Oh man, she's starting to look Asian.

LAY OFF THE PLASTIC SURGERY.

"Today, dear make-up artist, please make my face match my palms, and not the rest of me."

jesus, take the wheel

WHAT? I totally thought that was Margaret Cho impersonating Lil' Kim upon first glance. Upon second glance I was blinded my the green and shiny.

Does a mustard bag "pop" against lime? Perhaps it clashes. Give her a break...it's not easy being green. Or inappropriately dressed. Or injured. Or bat-shit crazy.

@FATAL_BIPOLAR_HOTNESS: Hah! You beat me to it.

I'm so conflicted. No visible breasts, but...not necessarily an improvement. Must look away.

@SharonTaint: YES

I like the shoes.

I feel all longy for the 90s today. I miss the Lil Kim I enjoyed despite being mildly diturbed by, much like I miss the Tyra Banks who was charming and cute and had awesome chemistry with Fresh Prince.

I feel like she gets her new faces second hand when LaToya Jackson is done with them.

Don't really know where to start, but tight green satin suits just aren't flattering on anyone.

Also, face: ouch.

@SharonTaint: Gordon Cartrell!

Are those mini-sticks of dynamite affixed to her belt?

@SharonTaint: It's a Gordon Gartrelle!

@FATAL_BIPOLAR_HOTNESS: totally!

@ndngrl: Jinx!

Scary...remember the Hard Core album cover? Who would've thought one day she'd look like a geisha in training...

She looks like a hot mess, but I MUST HAVE THOSE SHOES.

@TruculentandUnreliable: Actually, her legs look nice.

Also, are those GINORMOUS fake eyelashes? Also, I disturbingly want that bag. Also, at least we can't see her nipples.
This is making my brain hurt.

Yay, Snap Judgment to ease my pain after that Holloway thread...

She must not have mirrors, because when she did that last check, she would have removed that bow.
Is the jacket misbuttoned, supposed to be uneven, or just hiked up from the belt?

"never wear anything light or shiny on your thighs" some of the best advice i've ever been given.

@DorothyZbornak: Ha! That episode is classic. And what with Sweet P's version during the mens wear challenge on Project Runway, Gordon Cartrelle is relevant again.

Someone took some baaad Tyra's...

@Devi: I'm right there with you. And honestly, if you listen to her first album, it's kind of a kick ass, fuck stupid guys kind of record. I wouldn't say it was exactly empowering, but it was definitely different.

Kim sez: "I swear that I'm not colorblind."
Uh, Kim? Yeah you are.

@DetroitGirlsDoItBest: Ha. Everytime time I look at her Methods of Mayhem "Get Naked" runs through my head. Which by the way she may want to consider because this outfit is just all sorts of wrong.

I do like the heels. Maybe not the pink, but the black and red is cute. And not at all related to anything going on above the knees on her, either.

@FATAL_BIPOLAR_HOTNESS: I was thinking Cho, or old school Roseanne Barr.

@AbbyNormal: it's supposed to be uneven. She's wearing Marc Jacobs. She doesnt look good in it.

She has really short fingers.

"Have you tried tucking it in?"
"It's tucked. Into. My. SOCKS!!!!"

@CMG: why, even a monkey with poor eyesight could see that you are!

This reminds me of that one suit Lisa Turtle wore in like every episode of Saved By the Bell.

Um..she looks like some of those freaky dolls my aunt used to buy me when she would go to Tokyo. They were Asian, Satanic Barbies of some sort..

@darlingnikki: Is that wrong? I have pasties on under my sweater.

@SharonTaint: oh, sweet god, yes.

Oh my GOD. What did she do to herself?! she was never an ugly girl and she just totally made herself look like a complete cartoon. She also seems to be suffering from Michael Jackson syndrome ugh

@ineffable.me: Ah thank you. I'm woefully daft about some fashion trends. It was the fit that threw me.

I feel bad for that she screwed up her face with plastic surgery.

@AbbyNormal: 'feel bad for her that'

Argh, this day is already killing me...@AbbyNormal:

I hate the hem of the skirt. It's even worse than the rest of the outfit.

Roseanne Barr, anyone?

First MJ trying to become a white woman...and now Lil Kim trying to become an Asian woman...why can't black celebrities just be black?

wtf is wrong with her face? Did she have plastic surgery? (actually asking, not being snarky. much.)

Why is her face white and her hands black? Why can't people just love their own color? This is too freakish. I'm leaving.