aarrrgh! those colors...my eyes...burning...

Second Rate Posh.

Gah - this is too Technicolor.

Are those "dyeables" bridesmaid shoes? Putrid.

Owww, it burns.

Someone really needs to teach her about the proper application of cover-up.

This hurts to look at. Smile less please. Purple less please.

@blackbirdfly: Ha! I was just going to write that! Totally Dyeables.

Is her stylist color-blind?

Anyone who had the box of 96 crayola crayons knows that the violet purple and the cobalt blue do NOT mix.

Oh for pete's sake, she's matchy-matchy AND fur-covered. I can't take it. I just can't take it.

... I would kind of like that bag, though, please. I promise to carry it only while wearing something, er, not that.

Two colors only: the one in the dress/shoes/bag and the one on her skin/coat. The caption was perfect; there is nothing more to be said about this duochrome monstrosity.

Sweet Jesus.

She really likes the color purple. Niiiiiice shoes too.

The only person I REALLY want to stab is her inept makeup artist. Putting Kirsten Dunst-colored foundation on a gorgeously honey-colored Latin woman should be against the law.

So this is what Joan Collins looked like at 33.

I get that fur might be necessary if you're a Laplander, but it seems much less vital when it's made with 3/4 length sleeves and worn with open toed pumps.

hmm take away the purse, shoes, coat and bad makeup and I think that dress could be nice.

Three different shades of purple? Say it ain't so.

"Five. I spot five things wrong with my outfit."

@MsDirector: word.

Roller skating with Jessica Simpson was the beginning of the end, and this is the nail in the coffin.

That purple would have been great as an accent. I am currently in love with deep gorgeous purples, mmm saturated colors

@blackbirdfly: Ha! Good eye!

And Eva, just because Desperate Housewives isn't on right now due to the strike, you really don't need to comment about every freaking thing that happens or go out in blinding colors to get attention. Just hush up and take a break like the rest of your cast has.

Nice bridesmaid shoes. Why do I dislike her? argh.

brighton beach chic. i swear, my russian relatives in deep brooklyn all rock this style. they think they're soooo classy. at family events, i'm like, "really? same gene pool? huh."

@myrtlebeachbum: Wait, what? Rollerskating? God, Texas is weird.

@MsDirector: She dresses like a Barbie.

Not sure what makes me feel more stabby: the 2 purples or that wretched fur.

Ow ow ow!!

Ha, I thought the caption said "... non-VIOLET".

This would have been my favorite Barbie outfit when I was 6.

I know we ain't supposed to hate, but since all this talk of Valentine's Day has made me stabby, I'm gonna break the rules today.

Fur, fake tan, hideous-yet-overpriced clothes, whole stick of too-pale undereye concealer (maybe it was the correct shade before the tanning session.), all piled up on a terrible actress. Send it back, it's overdone.

For fer chrissakes--FUR?!? And a big patent purple Birkin? Barf.

I'm officially over her. Next.

@BiscuitDoughJones:
YES! It should be a class D Felony, D for Douchetastic.

@MsDirector: Eva, sweets, if you are going matchy, try and get it to MATCH.

Bless your heart.

My eyes have gone black and there are black tears rolling down my face - now everyone around me is dead. Fuck Eva, why did you make me do it. Alejandro, help me.

Love the fur but the rest of that outfit has got to go.

@h_a_l: Exactly.

Is she on her way to a press conference to announce something else about herself that noone cares about?

"I'm not pregnant. Thank you."

Aul horse chops, tough meat eh.

Lose. The. Fur.

You are making my cats feel stabby. And they'll cut you. They'll cut you so bad, you'll ask why they cut you so bad.

@athertonmerriweather: "Tell us, Eva, who's your vadge voting for?"

@habibi: You're kidding, right? How can fur ever be a good thing? It's not like we're living in Siberia and we have to use our animal hides to keep warm. I'm not even a vegetarian, but fuck, fur is just WRONG.

@AbbyNormal: yeah what's up with her concealer these days? I do a better job than that in my dimly lit bathroom at the crack of dawn!

Vanishingirl, I'm the same way. I really dislike her, for no reason. I've seen about two episodes of Desperate Housewives, and that's it. But every picture I see of her, ugh. She's like the AntiSex. Like, when I see her, any sexual thoughts, drives, or urges I may have been having about anything immediately turn tail and run.

@ineffable.me: True. Only Posh can pull off the matching magenta dress, shoes and birkin and that's just cause she's english and they like to wear hats to weddings.

@ineffable.me: Hey now. She's at least a 4th or 5th rate Posh, and that's being nice. She's truly incomparable in my opinion.

@HoneyLush: I just bought a purple coat! But when it arrives, it will be the only purple in my closet.

Why is this woman always so matchy-matchy? Also, although I should be more disgusted by the dead-animal coat, those awful dye-able shoes makes me want to vomit.

A fur coat and a patent leather Birkin bag. My eyes do not roll back that far.

@bigleggedwoman: I wouldn't trust her vag, ew.

No one makes me as stabby as her, and it has nothing to do with what she's wearing at any given time. It might have something to do with the predictably douchey and affected addition of her husband's last name to hers, though.

That patent leather purple Birkin (I hate myself for knowing it's a Birkin) is radioactive. Aaaaaaaaah, it's neutralizing my corneas!

I don't know where she got the idea it was okay to go out in public like this.

Every time I see her I can't help but think she's just trying waaaaaay to hard to look sophisticated. And I still don't understand why anyone pays attention to her at all.

@habibi: STFU!!!! You're kidding, right?

She needs to get over that open-mouth facial expression.

And sorry--I like the ridiculous bag. But a Birkin could be any color in the world and I would love it.