Best Comment of the Day, in response to Sweeney Todd Johnny Depp Is About To Cut A Bitch: "I'm not gay but I'd let him tape my weiner to to his weiner. We could use our 'super weiner' to have sex and solve crime." We say: it's a bird! It's a plane! It's super weiner! • Worst, in response to If You Can't Afford Rice In Haiti, You Eat Dirt: "On a side note, my guinea pig (the not dead one) will only eat his oranges once they've started rotting and gone a little green. I'm not sure if this is bad for him, but he will NOT eat them fresh." We say: were you responding to a different post entirely?

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