The Today Show's Jenna Wolf started off the 8:30 hour this morning with a report about the new "ladies nights" for contemporary women living in a criminal world: Taser parties. The brainchild of Dana Shafman, the parties, formally known as "ShieldHer Taser Parties", are expanding into states like California, Nevada, and Texas and feature light snacks, no booze, and tasers in colors like hot pink for sale. Shafman explains that not only has she sold over 100 tasers since starting the business last October, she's been tased herself (on video no less). As for those ladies concerned over the devices' potential for deadly injury, just remember: Leopard-print tasers don't kill people; people do! Clip above.

ZZZap! Taser Parties Surging In Popularity [NBC News]

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