I wanna be more-than-friendo with him.

He actually looks good here. You can't even tell that HE HAS A HUGE HEAD!

There is something very animal about him.

You just know he has a massive cock.

Someone needs to trim his nose hairs.

OMG he looks so normal! I had the heebie jeebies for days after No Country - all b/c of him, obvi

Ohh and 'dirty Spanish eyes' - now i get it and no, no complaints here.

I love the hair, the accent and humility...sigh...

Am I in the minority of people who believe that his Prince Valiant hairdo rocked in "No Country for Old Men"?

i really don't see the appeal.

He's almost hot there. Almost.

Love his manly dimples!

Gimme.

I loved him as Reinaldo Arenas in Before Night Falls. I thought he was so sexy and so cool in that movie! And he looks great here, no question. Mmm.

What a difference a haircut can make.

Meh.

@Cam/ron: Well, it was very entertaining.

He seriously looks like a man who taught calculus at my high school. That's all I can think of when I see him, sadly.

@mepo: yeah, he sure walks around/carries himself like he's packing heat.

@mepo: Nailed it. I don't even find him attractive, but THERE IS THAT.

god, he's gorgeous and his accent is like listening to a waterfall of sex pour out of his mouth. can we invent a .jpg that has running clips of his voice replaying over it? you know, like a picture with sounds...or i guess a video would be fine. either way, MORE MORE MORE!

I love him, nose hairs and all.

@mycatsnores: i know. what an evil bastardo haircut he had in that no country.

@ClockontheStove: Yes there is and it brings out the animal in me.

This man's become a regular in my masturbation fantasies. Just thought you guys would like to know that.

Hm. He almost looks like a caricature of a sexy, manly Spanish dude. Not that there's anything wrong with that, but I'm still on the fence about whether he's hot or not.

I mean, I'd still fuck him, but I'm not sure he's, like, Clive Owen hot, you know?

He's dreamy (even though his head is quite large).

@TruculentandUnreliable: Oooo I get your point...similar manly appeal, but Clive is def. WAY hotter. Still, I think Javier is the new Benicio

Dizzayum! Now that's a man, ladies.

Never been jealous of Penelope Cruz vis a vis boyfriends, but I am now.

He is hot hot hot. Just.....hot. And I love his big, crooked nose. I don't know, I just have a thing for that. And Spaniards with delicious accents and deep, manly voices.

@TruculentandUnreliable: Not sure if he's 'hot or not' but you'd still bang him. I love it! Then again, it's true that sometimes you don't know how hot someone is until you're getting it on with them.

He seems like the type who'd pull your hair a little. oh shit, just turned myself on a bit. ay chihuahua!

@itchycoo: @mepo: He is SO packing. It's always the quiet ones. The loud ones are never so blessed.

@HelloTitty: How long before head-inflation becomes a standard plastic surgery procedure?

Um, yeah, I just saw 'No Country' last night and just the thought of him still makes me want to curl in a ball and cry. Looks like he'll be starring in my nightmares again tonight! Thanks, Jezebel!

@langtry: What can I say? I like to give 'em a chance.

Also, in the interests of "research" I was looking at photos of him on IMDB, and there were a couple of pictures of him with Woody Harrelson (obvs) and it was like a study in contrasts. It was cracking me up.

@Cam/ron: Si.
Everyone, go read the book, stat! Even more eerie than the movie, I kidz you not.

@Jaguares: Ha! I almost spit my drink out!

@PhoneticLorin: Holy shit, I don't know if I can handle that! The movie was crazy enough!

@DorothyZbornak: I'd loan you my copy but it's a little dog-eared and worn from being grasped with sweaty, trembling, white-knuckled paws.

Mmmmmmmm. Lovely neck. Mmmmmmmm.

@eeva: PS. am not actually a vampire.

@PhoneticLorin: I read the book a while before the movie came out, and I haven't seen the movie yet, but I didn't really like the book. It's part of a trilogy, but I haven't read the other two.

LOVED The Road, though.

@TruculentandUnreliable: I will check those IMDB pix out.

As for Javier, the more I see the picture above, the more I think he quite simply has the most erotic neck I've ever seen. I just want to consume him from clavicle to jawline, all the while saying "Hah-VEE-air"!

@eeva: Oh snap! You beat me to it!

@langtry: I think maybe we should both go check if we can still see our reflections or have suddenly developed a strong aversion to garlic.
But first I'm going to scroll up again and have another look. Mmm.

@TruculentandUnreliable: Holy crap, now I have to go give Barnes and Noble even more of my money, damn them. God bless them.

After seeing No Country for Old Men, last night, it is hard to see him as anything but intensely scary.... What a fantastic film, BTW!!! Every time he was on the screen my heart was pounding, and not in a good way.

@debbieglibson: Just keep him away from Scarlett Johansson and we'll be all set.

@lovenoelg: Ha, me, too, me, too!

OMG, y'all are dirty today.

@tailfeather: Word.

@Jaguares: lol ilu bb

muy caliente.

@whynotshesaid: They just made a movie together and Scarlett was flirting with him, according to some magazine article. Penelope was there, too (also in the movie, I think) and she gave Scarlett dagger eyes.

::::swoon::::

Javier is divine & so modest in manner; I wish he had been the one to speak for the cast of No Country for Old Men when they won Best Cast last night at the SAG awards. Instead Josh "MEMEME" Brolin made a fool out of himself. Who knew Josh was such a dick.