UPDATE: Stacy Peterson's body maybe was found.
Hey, it's Drew Peterson! Haven't heard from that guy in awhile; I bet you assumed because was so busy looking for the "real killer" of his 98 missing wives or something! Well no. He's been working on his comedy routine. Here's the punchline: Drew — specifically, his lawyer— convinced Chicago radio station WJMK-FM to host a contest called "Win A Date With Drew Peterson." This afternoon on Fox News, Shepard Smith interviewed him about it. Shep's a tough crowd! Drew walks off the set!! Now if Shep would track down radio personality Steve Dahl, and find out just what the fuck he was smoking when he agreed to this...Or, you know, invite him on set and just give him a real swift kick in the nuts.