Best Comment of the Day, in response to Animal Magnetisms: "OMG, [Knut's] the Britney Spears of the zoo circuit. Exploited and overexposed too young, driven mad by celebrity, his downward spiral documented internationally for a gossip-hungry public." We say: Gimme ROAR. • Worst, in response to Are Humans Built For Monogamy?: "Honestly, there has to be a way to paraphrase your conversations instead of (lazily, in my opinion) just posting an entire IM. It's impossible to follow. Also, doesn't this topic come up every couple of months? Is there anything new to say about it?" We say: Like we told the Mormon kids who protested about the heathen TV at Gold's Gym: Don't like it? Nobody's making you look.

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