Miss America Contestants Continue To Shock & Awe Us With Their "Talents"

The Miss America preliminaries continued today, with another batch of girls performing their talents for whoever the hell judges these things. Alas, there was no baton-twirling. Or Marie Osmond-esque doll-dancing. But there was a whole lotta other kinds of dancing (and if you ask us, a lot of it looked like stripping. In pointe shoes.) Dodai and I continue to comment on this year's contestants in an annotated gallery that begins after the jump.



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Miss America Contestants Continue To Shock & Awe Us With Their "Talents"

Miss America Contestants Continue To Shock & Awe Us With Their "Talents"

Miss America Contestants Continue To Shock & Awe Us With Their "Talents"

Miss America Contestants Continue To Shock & Awe Us With Their "Talents"

Miss America Contestants Continue To Shock & Awe Us With Their "Talents"

Miss America Contestants Continue To Shock & Awe Us With Their "Talents"

Miss America Contestants Continue To Shock & Awe Us With Their "Talents"

Miss America Contestants Continue To Shock & Awe Us With Their "Talents"

Miss America Contestants Continue To Shock & Awe Us With Their "Talents"

Miss America Contestants Continue To Shock & Awe Us With Their "Talents"

Miss America Contestants Continue To Shock & Awe Us With Their "Talents"

Miss America Contestants Continue To Shock & Awe Us With Their "Talents"

Miss America Contestants Continue To Shock & Awe Us With Their "Talents"

Miss America Contestants Continue To Shock & Awe Us With Their "Talents"

Miss America Contestants Continue To Shock & Awe Us With Their "Talents"

Miss America Contestants Continue To Shock & Awe Us With Their "Talents"

Miss America Contestants Continue To Shock & Awe Us With Their "Talents"

Earlier: Miss America Contestants Stun Us With Their Talents

[Las Vegas, Nevada; January 24. Images via Splash.]