New Glamour: All About Guys! (Matthew McConaughey Thought They Said High)

Time again for "Cover Lies", in which editorial geniuses Maria-Mercedes Lara and Cheryl Campbell rewrite the cover lines of America's favorite magazines to more accurately reflect the stories within. But first, TRUE CONFESSION!! We semi-dug the "guys" issue of Glamour. There was a really touching story about how DJ A.M. got off crack, and another really touching interview about how Tracy Morgan got off booze (did that actually happen???) and a story we imagine would have been really touching had we read it about Mariane Pearl's optimism re: the Middle East peace process. There are hot black-and-white photos of James Marsden, Omar Epps, GAVIN ROSSDALE and Justin Chambers looking all serious and sensitive and crap, and a whole fashion spread with Pharrell, and blah blah blah Diddy and Ryan Reynolds! And how much of this shit does Glamour advertise on its cover? NADA. Whatever dudes, you asked for it...

New Glamour: All About Guys! (Matthew McConaughey Thought They Said High)

[Graphic design by Cheryl Campbell]