At The Couture Shows, The Fashions Are More Miss Than Hit

Thanks to this week's couture shows in Paris, we've seen amazing looks on the runways. But the celebs in the front rows of the shows? Not looking so great. Take onetime supermodel Eva Herzigova (left), photographed at the Valentino show yesterday. What is that jacket? A motorcycle jacket? A grandma coat? Why does it look simultaneously angular and embroidered? Anyway, the jacket is the least of our worries. Blake Lively, Eva La Rue, Lucy Liu, Uma Thurman and all the other headaches and heartaches after the jump.



The Good:

At The Couture Shows, The Fashions Are More Miss Than Hit

At Givenchy, Natalia Vodianova looks perfectly put-together in a one-shoulder black dress and the hottest shoes we've seen in ages.

At The Couture Shows, The Fashions Are More Miss Than Hit

Charlotte Rampling, also at Givenchy, reminds us that when we grow up, we want to be middle-aged Englishwomen who pretend to be French.

At The Couture Shows, The Fashions Are More Miss Than Hit

Dita von Teese showed up at Jean-Paul Gauliter making plaid posh, not punk.


The Bad::

At The Couture Shows, The Fashions Are More Miss Than Hit

At Valentino, Blake Lively wears a gorgeous yellow coat. That looks about eight sizes too big. This is probably the worst we've ever seen Lively look.

At The Couture Shows, The Fashions Are More Miss Than Hit

Eva La Rue's sleeves probably needed a row of their own at the Valentino farewell show.

At The Couture Shows, The Fashions Are More Miss Than Hit

And if someone can tell us what that pink thing slung around Lucy Liu, also at Valentino is, we'll buy you a pony. (OK, actually we won't.)


The Ugly:

At The Couture Shows, The Fashions Are More Miss Than Hit

At Valentino, Uma Thurman breaks one of our iron-clad fashion rules: Just say no to lace turtlenecks.

[Images via INF and Bauer-Griffin.]