Can't watch the video cause I'm at work, but that graphic is awesome!

Either graphic is good because Lucy and Slut Machine are HAWT!

hahahahahahahaha. i can see it in your face! you have the giggles! hahahahaha

I think I liked the typing better. :o(

@pureblarney: I concur.

this morning i said....i could go for a pot psychology session with all the madness and sadness going on and....VOILA!

I don't know why, but advising people to not get AIDS somehow comes across with a lot more gravitas when it's in print.

That graphic is too awesome for words!

Any chance we can get transcripts of future taped segments as well? That way I can read at work and then go home and realize that the tone was WAY different than what I thought and that I love this feature either way.

That graphic is the best!

@covergirlofdoom: erm, I may have done the same thing earlier today.
VOILA indeed!

"Ask somebody else. I don't know" is really unhelpful but hilarious advice.

Can we get a transcript too? I'm working. Some videos I can watch, but I have a feeling this one's NSFW.

This might be the best thing I have ever seen.

I think I need to be high to watch a high person answering questions (I hope that explains the giggling)

I feel like an old-timer, but I want to read things on the Internet and watch things on the television.

pleeeeeeease, please type up a transcript. this is my favoritest thing ever and i cannot watch it at work.

@funnyface: Yes, please! It's easier to pretend I'm working if it's text on the screen.

Oh you bitch. Now I can't watch this until I get home.

@LoveNoelG: let's go sit on one of those swinging wicker chairs or whatever, drink some tea and talk about the good ole' days.

I'm creating a gif of Rich sputtering "Butt Cheeks" and I'm going to view it whenever I'm feeling down.

HIRICHILOVEYOU!!

This was highsterical my love, totally fucking priceless. But the advice part, sorta lost in the giggles - I want to hear more about the scary doll picture. Oh, and thanks for the AIDS tip.

Rich! I love Rich. And Winston.

I wanted to love this video, too, I really did, but all it did was make me sad that I can't smoke pot. I quit my comic book store job and have to stay clean for any drug tests that may come up in my new job. But it looks like I might be getting a job pretty soon, so hopefully by this time next week, I'll be high enough to appreciate this shitty oatmeal pie.

You people need some damn Doritos! Or an Oreo or something! Be prepared, young lady!

God, kids today!

Slut Machine is adorable and that's the only reason I was able to watch this the whole way through.

#1 That rasta graphic rules, it's way better
#2 I laughed so hard at this video I almost peed myself

I say you should re-enact the Lucy graphic into a photo, complete with the lemonade stand.

So, I'm kind of crazy. Well, really crazy. And sometimes I do stupid and self-destructive shit. Last year I got SUPER paranoid that I was going to be pregnant, even though I was on the pill and all regular with it and shit. So, like the fucking GENIUS that I am, I ended up taking Plan B twice in the same week.

My period wasn't regular for like six months. Which is super-awesome when you're already really fucking paranoid about being knocked up. Moral of the story: Don't do it, kids.

I want to hug Rich.

I want a transcript to go along with it too. but because I want to be able to read it and then watch and giggle along.

I think I'm a fan of video.

Aaah! Rich from fourfour is so awesome! I love the video format. You guys are hilarious.

First of all, I am SOOO jealous of both of you (Slut Machine and Rich) for being friends with each other!!!

And second, I love that I am obsessed with both of your sites! It seems so fitting!

Thanks for being awesome!

Watching stoned people while you're stone cold sober is never fun. I feel like I'm the lame/tired one out at a club. Except I'm at work. And now I'm just bored.

I agree with the demand for transcripts- I can't watch videos at work! So frustrated right now.

@MissCricket: I can see how twice in one week would fuck you up. I did twice in one month and then once the next month, because I was super paranoid and had not been the greatest at the pill taking. And that messed me up.

so i took a chance, watched it at work, and burst out laughing. my boss asked what i was laughing at....ehhhhhh...

but still slutmachine, i want to be your friend.

This is brilliant. I way prefer it to the print version. And you can totally come over and smoke with me if you are ever in the DC area.

I am sure my wife is really going to appreciate the huge crush I have on Slut Machine now.

I prefer Lucy. I'm undecided on video versus typed. But I am positive you shouldn't have told homegirl to raw dog. She's already dealing with an unwanted pregnancy- condoms are her friend.

@polythenepam: Transcripts would be pointless in my opinion. It would be a lot of nonsense.

Oh I looooved the video version. And the advice was golden. Stellar. You gave me the giggles too, and I'm not even high.

I enjoyed the video, but that's probably just pot-smoking nostalgia than anything else.

Winged it? Wung it?* I was as baffled as SM about which to use, until I realized they both sound silly.
If it's not feasible to do video in the future, just keep the answers short because "ask someone else" was high-larious.

* Also a great way to describe wearing pads.

pro-vid, pro-lucy.

"Just make sure he doesn't have AIDS."
Such sage advice...

Here's your disclaimer:

"The views expressed by Slut Machine are not that of Jezebel dot com and its parent site Gawker dot com. Do not take Slut Machine's advice without first consulting a doctor."

You're welcome.

:-)

AWESOME!!! i love the video and i love the lucy graphic. those are my votes

I can't decide which is cuter: a stoned Irish girl or a drunk one.

Also, the video was precious, I loved it!

Ha! Funny. That is all.

I think you're my long lost big sister. Please?

and as others say i totally had the giggles watching you and i will remember the line is AIDS. and i heart rich from fourfour as well! you are like a superhero duo! it was great!

ok i need to stop finding this as hilarious as i do...