45 Ways To Seem Even More Clingy, And Other Things You'll Learn In This Month's Cosmo

If there's one thing we've learned in doing this blog, it's that you can't judge a ladymag by its cover. A cover touting a new diet tip can lead you to a story about a woman battling heart disease (True Story!) and we are pretty sure all those big numbers come from a fortune cookie, because we've never been able to fact-check them. After the jump, loyal Jezebelles Maria and Cheryl actually read Cosmo — haven't you always wanted to know how to use the power of body language to seem like a more understanding best friend? — and redesign the cover to more accurately reflect what's inside.

45 Ways To Seem Even More Clingy, And Other Things You'll Learn In This Month's Cosmo


Thanks to Cheryl Campbell's help with all of our images!