Anna Wintour is P.O.'d at Hillary Clinton! Wait, who's Anna Wintour? Oh right, she's the editor of Vogue, a magazine about rich people, plastic surgery, richer people, Botox, exotic vacations, anti-aging creams, preserving the weird tribal instincts causing some women to believe investing preposterous sums of money in accessories whose manufacture necessitates the sadistic slaughter of incomprehensibly huge numbers of animals, nannies, $10,000 shoes, advancing the cause of colonialism, dermatology and how you can never be too rich or too thin to have a late-term abortion. Anyway Anna Wintour decided to relax her rigorous 118-pound weight limit to allow Hillary Clinton to pose for the cover, and all was set when Hillary backed out at the last minute and stood up writer Julia Reed. (Insert foreign expression denoting "As if!") So in her February issue Anna decided to snipe back, offering Hillary some attractive fashions to consider anyway, and this little musing on Hillary's lack of courage.