bless your heart keifer! why can you not get a cab?

Why does Amy have my Aunt Alma's hair?????

Whoa, Winehouse. Lookin' a little Carmela Soprano with the new 'do.

I always want to call her husband Blake Cecil-Fielder. Then I giggle at the mental picture of big old Cecil Fielder and Amy Winehouse together. Then I think, maybe he'd actually be good for her...he did like cheeseburgers an awful lot.

@tragicallyunhip: Because THERE'S NOT ENOUGH TIME.

@jenndavo: we should set up a perimiter. and interrogate his coworkers. and maybe shoot someone in the effing HEAD. otherwise, the terrorists WIN.

amy winehouse or jersey ho?

"Um-m-m yeah, Amy...I know you got a lot of stuff going on, but about your hair.."

Ok, the Pete link has a lot of unsavory language on it, just and FYI - NSFW.

The mental image of Ol' Cracky Pete running a marathon is damningly nauseating.

I've never heard of that "married for one year" law. Sounds interesting. I'm sure Pam Anderson would not approve.

@blondegrlz: Make sure to use your breathy-scratchy voice or SCREAM while you do those things. And remember: You want results, you'd better get your hands dirty. I'd start rolling up my sleeves.

Not the pink ballet slippers again....NO!!!!!!

What? I didn't know about that 1 year rule. That's it. No Mr Ilikenoise for me. If something went wrong, I couldn't be stuck for a whole year, goddamit.

@jenndavo: Hee. That was good.

Pete Doherty running a marathon? Will wonders ever cease...

Jiminy Christmas, bring back the boof.

Another interesting fact about British divorces: Pre-nups are not allowed. Marketplace did a feature today (it's on right now!) about how London is the divorce capital of the world, or something like that. I haven't listened to the show; just the promo.

@notaclevername: Well you can GET a pre-nup, it's just not worth the paper it is written on.

When I picture Pete Doherty running a marathon, I think about dog racing; but instead of a fake bunny, they have a syringe of heroin on a track for him to chase. Too vicious?
@bananaballs: hahaha! Nice callback.

Hm, Winehouse looks like some sort of bizarro Pink Lady. I guess it's the shiny jacket and scary hair.

@AbbyNormal: I was thinking the same thing.
And I used to feel sorry for Amy, but Sharon Jones came on the radio this am...better than Amy and a pure professional. It is she who deserves the Dapp Kings.

Wow, all these Brit laws make divorce way more unappealing (or being married to your shitty spouse for the remainder of a year beforehand) and thus seems like it would make less people get married. A good idea in theory, but if London is the divorce capital of the world, guess not so much?

jeebus Amy. You kinda scurred me when i saw this picture.

@bananaballs: HA!

Shit. Who'd a thunk it but, someone give her back her beehive. If not there's a big wad of hair in my shower that should do the job.

Damn. That woman needs to invest in some silver toner shampoo and conditioner. Oh, wait. That would involve actually washing her hair, wouldn't it. Sorry, my bad.

@tragicallyunhip: I know!! The studio would certainly provide a car and driver for one of their golden children, don't you think? Celebrities with scads of money that get DUIs are just pathetic. I still love Kiefer, though, dumb as he is.

Doherty running a marathon = sure death

@ThaKadinskyPapers: That was hilarious. Wrong, but hilarious.

amy looks all abfab is this photo.