We're not sure whether to laugh or cry at this, but Ellen Page will grace the cover of Teen Vogue. (This will probably, and hopefully, be the only time in her life that Ellen follows in Lauren Conrad's hallowed footsteps.) We trust that Ellen will remain as wonderfully salty as she normally is and that she scandalizes Wintour's army of Voguettes with talk of her haunted whorehouse. [Fashionista]