Looks much less comfortable than the real thing.

That doesn't look comfortable at all. bad advertisement for my vadge, which is very comfy. Boys?

Right, because I want to open my life up to millions of "leMaldeTete's giant vagina" jokes.

the pink button on the end is cracking me up.

it looks like a muppet mouth, or a fraggle.

The pups would love it, I'd probably turn it into a doggie bed.

It looks warm, and I like the idea of the built in clit pillow.

I'm sorry, but I'd never buy anything like that. I cannot sit in closed in shit like that, and the plush material...I'm already grossed out. It being a vagina doesn't bother me in the least though.

I'd probably find my cat and dog snuggled up in it and that thought is just so disturbing... Eww.

I think Ethan Allen should take a look at this--

I would place it next to my Audrey II plant in my sun room. They would make a lovely couple.

Meh. Looks like I'd get my ass stuck in that vag and it would be difficult to climb out. Plus, it's all the wrong colors for my living room.

I just see frat boys buying this, getting a penis pillow, and having endless fun at parties.

I LOVE IT.

HAHAHA. Wow. I mean, I want it, if only so that I can thrash around in it while drunk, yelling for my friends to save me from the Giant Vagina of Doom. She should've made one end lower so that you could comfortably rest your legs, and not look like you're being eaten alive. I'd rather be eaten out.

While it creeps me out, I'd like to put it in my office for a few days, just to see the reaction of my coworkers.

@southerncomfort: Well done, friend. Well done.

mine isn't pink...

@southerncomfort: wow. you just brought a whole new meaning and visual to the song "feed me seymour".

@warmaiden: How you doin?

But to answer the post's question, I wouldn't put it anywhere. Thing's fug.

@jerseylicious: My cats would love it, too. A bed for the Pussy Posse!

I have this somewhat-irrational fear that I'm going to die in a weird, Reuters "Oddly Enough" kind of way, and this couch is just tempting fate. Drowning in a giant plush vagina is no way to go.

This would look awesome with my lips couch.

This is hilarious but also creepy. So... in my den?

After a long day, all I want to do is go home and collapse on my vagina.

I am bummed. Craigslist pulled down the post.

@EncephelanetRepairHelperGuy: Ethan Allen would never dare to be so avant garde.

Wow, that thing looks awkward. No wonder being born is so traumatic.

@langtry: DAMMIT. Mine was "there's a pussy in my pussy!"

@lookyloo: I have that same fear. However I quit this mortal coil, I'd rather it not be immortalized by the First Draft of History as "oddly enough."

Unless of course it's something badass. Like saving a baby from a bear. A bear that's on fire.

i love the pic of the boy in it. oh my.

at first i thought it looked comfy, but i think it would make me squirmy.

@mbprice: haha, i second that. i like the word "comfy" here - never heard a vagina described like that.

@miss_roxxan: is that a boy?

I wonder if she failed for her project. it's completely not useful as a couch.

@DorothyZbornak:
hee.

i've got nothing.

It would probably be a big mistake for me to put that in my house. I would just sit around petting it all the time, and I would never get anything else accomplished.

Do you keep it nice and clean with yogurt?

@lookyloo: actually, that would be an awesome way to go. I mean, thinking of the rest of the 'oddly enough' type deaths, drowning in a giant, soft, cuddly plush vagina seems like heaven.

@lolly71: LOL! Still distinct enough from minee to be worthy of inclusion.

@ashuri2: snorting diet coke, thank you.

I'm scared. I don't know how men deal with these (our) things. I couldn't do it.

@ashuri2:
Much better than being killed by a pair of metal testicles that flew off of some douchebucket's truck & hit me square between the eyes.

@BAngieB: Hah!

I just pictured myself vacuuming out the Cheeto crumbs and wow, that's an unattractive image.

i don't think that really counts as a *couch.* i say make it a little wider and it would be a great (single) bed.

@onthecornerofparkerandwoolf: so it's a cooch?

@REPTILE-DYSFUNCTION: wtf?? has this actually happened before? If so, there must be a god(s), and he/they must have on wicked sense of humor. And here I was being mortally afraid of dying while on the toilet!

Must have this. Damn you Craigslist!

This needs to be in one of those horrifically cute Ann Geffen (?) pictures with all the babies. You know the ones I mean - babies sticking out of pea pods, dressed as lady bugs, clawing it's way out of a giant vagina ...

I read this book once where this lady's cooter had teeth and she would gobble up peni that entered her...that guy sitting like that makes me think of that book...sure wish I remembered the name...

@lolly71: You are wicked clever.

I won a vag shaped pillow (similiar to this couch) at a V-Day raffle. I gave it to a friend, who treasured it for always. Anyway, this thing is ri-goddamned-diculous.

@lolly71: you're on a roll this morning.

"Someone named Willow in the San Francisco area is trying to sell her vagina couch."

And really, doesn't that just perfectly sum up life in the City by the Bay?

@BAngieB: @Lizawithazee: Thank you, I'll be here all night. Enjoy the veal.

Wow, the post has been flagged already! Craig: are you scared of a pussy settee?

omg that's too funny. I actually went to that art school.

@lolly71: so it's Britney's, then?

You'd never think someone named Willow from San Francisco would have made that. And where is the throw pillow clit ring?

oops hamsterpants your post slipped in!

Exactly how deep is that cooch?
Could I stuff myself inside, like you can in a hamper, and POP OUT at people when they least expect it. Ah, good times.

@bananaballs: I didn't even notice it at first! As if that giant clitoris could possibly be as hard for me to find as it is for most guys to find my own.

@lolly71: Comment of the day.

@PICKLES_IN_MY_TUNA: LOL ... Surprise!

Can I just say I love this post, and everyone's comments. I'm sending out a cooch couch-sized cuddle for all of y'all!

@taralee: What, you've never sat in a 5" vulva and eaten Cheetos while watching Law & Order reruns?

@PICKLES_IN_MY_TUNA: HA!!

these are by far the most hilarious comments I've read in a couple pages.

Would Terrance Howard only sit on that if it was covered in baby wipes?

that would so be my new guest bed...

also, I would coat it with plastic, fill it up with water and invite people to swim in my vagina.

Could be improved by some black shag trimming on the side. Also, is there a non-caucasian version?