You forgot to add "newly generic plastic nose" to that one, ladies.

FAKE NOSE. You forgot the third the other annoying accessory. Or maybe you didn't.

Minus the dog, bag, hat and awful nose job that's my kind of outfit. I have a weird obsession with cardigans.

Hella cute puppy, though. How is it not in the bag, though? Isn't that de rigeur - I mean, it is a purse dog, no?

@hortense: Superficial and malicious minds, my friend. Snap.

@tailfeather: Ha! Seriously, though. Her old nose was cute. Deviated septum and all.

Ug. Bad shoes, BAD! No biscuit, shoes.

Gah i use to really love Vuitton. Like 10 years ago. I wont even bring my bags out to light anymore. Overhyped.

I forget who this person is supposed to be...

I do love an apricot teacup poodle though.

so my take away from this: the kabbalah bracelet is no longer a must-have fashion accessory?? kthx

@leMaldeTete: Exactly. Who is she again?

@leMaldeTete: I know, what's not to love about one? I adore their scrappy look.

THAT DOG IS FAKE.

@leMaldeTete: High School Musical...Shar Pei.

Didn't watch it, read enough trashy mags/seen enough commercials to know who people like her and Zac Efron are.

She also has a pop out...when it plays on the radio, on TV, wherever, I want to beat my head against a wall. It's psychological and sensory (audio) torture. And I usually forgive non-asshole pop stars for just wanting to work, even if I don't like their music.

I want a couple of little (pissant but cute) dogs and an overpriced bag to carry them in.

You forgot the too-long skinny jeans that are actually tucked into the ankle straps on her sandals.

And who is this person and why should I care?

What are the chances that we will ever see this dog past one or 2 photo ops? I swear, their publicists are like "Get a little dog, quick, you will get your picture taken more!" Then, all of a sudden, they have a sex tape or a boob job or a minor stand off with poilce and the little dog is never to be seen or heard from again.
Personally, I think we should just feature pictures of the dogs and leave the celebs out of the photos.

I'm sorry, did she buckle her sandals OVER her jeans?

@theuptightmidwesterner: I like that idea.

Boo interchangeable celebutards! Hooray fluffy animals!

@jenndavo: Yes. Is that a problem for you? I suppose you put on your sandals first, huh? Sometimes the price of wearing tapered, FASHIONABLE jeans is high, okay? You wouldn't know becaue you're probably all wearing, like, WIDE-LEGGED or something. Don't talk to me.

@hortense: @tailfeather: Yup and yup.

@tailfeather: No wide leg here, but I do pull my jeans up a bit to put on the shoes. No pants tucked into my sandals here.

@Archetype: i immediately though "ooo sexy cardy"

but then realized stupid nose, stupid dog, stupid bag, stupid hat stupid fake tan....

Don't forget the cap she seemingly borrowed from Fidel Castro. That's an annoying, oppressive accessory.

I'm so sad she got a nose job. Her old one was cute, or at least made her cute and unique. *sigh*

@jenndavo: I might do that... if my sandals were rubbing the backs of my heels and hurting. But then, due the rest of my outfit, no one would confuse that with a bizarre fashion choice.

Buyer's remorse on the awful nose job?

Who the hell is this creature? I honestly cannot place her.

I will eat that puppy.

Her old nose made her look different in a good way.

yeah her face lost all its personality with the new nose.

God, this girl is every reason for me to not have my nose fixed. Granted, I have more to work with than Ashley did, but girlfriend is just ruined. Nose looks totally plastic. On the upside: I want her little fluffy friend RIGHT NOW. Until I get a poochnik of my own, I'm stuck cooing over the furry friends of celebs and the people in my building.

All her nose job did was emphasize even more how long her nose is.

I refuse to know anything about someone named Ashley Tisdale, who also happens to emulate Sienna Miller's bizarre compulsion to strap sandals over her jeans.

I feel bad for the pooch. I mean, sure it's small enough to fit into your purse, but it's still a DOG. He wants to go for a WALK. How hard is it to put on a damn leash?

Whenever I see pictures of celebs with nosejobs it makes me sad, because I want to get my schnoz fixed and if these rich-as-hell beyotches can't even afford surgeons who don't deal out Michael Jackson noses, how am I gonna?

But apricot toy poodles are amaaaaazing!

You forgot to add botched nose job to the list.

@katastic: remember the fake baby thing? They could just carry around stuffed animal dogs...it would be so much easier on them!

But, I love dogs, so rock on with your real pup Ashley Tisdale.

Oh am I the only person that loves these shoes? With a dress? Okay...maybe it's a good thing I don't own them yet.

I liked Ashlee Simpson's nose job, even though it drastically changed her appearance. This one, not so much.

Small dogs are gross.

This shit is so over.

...and none of the talent to go with it. keep this girl and the other disney kids out of my snap judgments or i'm going to abandon my promise to not talk about appearances.

In her defense, I bet she's a better singer than Ashlee Simpson. Plus, she knows how to spell her first name properly.

Don't like the jeans tucked into the sandals. Ick.

Shit. I have that bag (Vuitton Multiplicite, it's awesome). I wear it every day.

I think I have to retire it now that this Bimbo has trotted it out.

@tailfeather: I'm too unfashionable to live!

@tailfeather: I hate this skinny jean crap. I tried on a bunch of winter boots and they are all made wide enough so you can tuck your pants inside. I don't want to tuck my boot cut jeans inside. They are supposed to go outside.

Since when did people start giving their mini dogs "mini" BLOWOUTS?

Erm... Well, this is awkward... I have that same bag. Shut up! It's the perfect work bag for a pack rat like me. And it's wicked durable. Also, mine is not all brand new and fresh-from-publicist's-desk.

And Blake Lively had the exact same dog when I ran into her at Chanel. They must give them out to the starlets with the SAG cards.

you forgot the discount nose job. I think thats a pretty annoying accessory.