I'm sorry, but all I can think of is that Seinfeld episode where Elaine didn't go to the bathroom the entire time. So effing funny.

I Remember when she was sorta famous.
I enjoyed that bedazzled movie.
But I might be in the minority.

Everything about this outfit makes me cringe.

@skinnybonejones: Yeah, it's really bad.

@Sweat87: I liked that movie. I think it's one of the best opening credits I've seen, also. Very clever.

is that a silhouette of a cellist on the front of her shirt? wow.

@ohhyeah: I thought it was a man dancing with a woman, but now that you point it out...it does look like a cello player.

Quite possibly the ugliest shirt I've ever seen.

I worked with her for one day on a movie years ago. She was mean as a snake. Between every take she would be on her cell phone screaming vicious things. Beautiful even while yelling though. And tall.

She has done a pretty good ob of being linked to attractive/successful/rich men her whole life (no small thanks to her spectacular looks), but other than that what has she done that I should care about her? Oh right, she designed her own line of bathing suits. God, that's so much more challenging than say, designing handbags.

i miss her safety pin dress. that was much more liz hurley than this mess.

yes, she is wearing a shirt with the silhouettes of Hummel figurines.

she's lost it.

@westvillagegirl: Was that taken from the David Sedaris story ("I Like Guys" from NAKED) where he and his sister go to Greece for summer camp and he doesn't use the bathroom until he gets back to the States a month later? OMG he is so funny I could cry.

I lost any respect I ever may have had for Liz Hurley when she said Marilyn Monroe was "fat". That, and the fact that she read and enjoyed Evelyn Waugh. That was unforgiveable.

she's so hip now, so youthful and bohemian.
:/

I feel like I want to like her, but I just can't.

@skinnybonejones: foreals

Is she shopping in the children's section of H&M now?

@NoStyleHere: I asked Sedaris about that at a reading/booksigning--I wondered if it was just him taking artistic license with that story and exaggerated a bit. He swore he went that whole month w/out taking a dump (and signed my friend's book: "that's right...one whole month").

@HootieHoo: What was David Sedaris like in person? I love his books so much, but I find his pieces in the New Yorker quite trite. I really love Augusten Burroughs.

A co-worker of mine met her at the Marshall Field's (now Macy's) State Street store. She was buying hosiery and said she caught sight of this familiar looking woman next to her (there were two registers at the counter -- those were the days) and when she really looked at her, the woman smiled like "Yeah, it's me -- what can you do?" Apparently she was really down-to-earth and cool, unlike her public personnae.

I am really intrigued by her whole wedding fiasco. Is she so stupid as to insult her new in-laws and their religion, or were they the psycho ones? I feel like US Weekly never clarified that to my satisfaction.

Whoah. Have you ever seen a picture of a celebrity and they look like you in it? If it weren't for the outfit, that could be me.

That said, it's not the most flattering picture of her I've ever seen.

The silhouettes on her t-shirt look very much like Kara Walker's: [www.whitney.org]
I recommend the current Whitney exhibition to everyone--the woman has poignant things to say.