This morning, Diane Keaton was on GMA, fawning over Diane Sawyer's plump lips, saying she'd love to have lips like that, then she wouldn't have had to "work on my fucking personality." That shit didn't even get bleeped! Sawyer's big, juicy bottom lip dropped down with her jaw, as she bent over laughing. Keaton quickly excused herself, and apologized. But we have to say that after watching this, we're so fucking glad that Keaton has fucking thin lips because we really love her fucking personality.

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