Daily (Hate) Mail

"For Hayley Smith, her third year brought a set of problems most children her age wouldn't even have heard of, let alone been able to comprehend - puberty. While her baby-sized friends enjoyed the simplest of life's pleasures, Hayley spent her time laid up on the sofa with period pains. She also had to put up with other un-pleasantries of puberty, including body odor, greasy hair and mood swings." From a Daily Mail article about precocious puberty, a condition which causes premature maturation in young girls. Poor babies! [Daily Mail]