A-fucking-men!

Except Charlotte was too prim and proper to go home with men from the fabulous boites... most of the time. Right? It's been forever since I watched that show. And I think my brain cells are thanking me.

Of COURSE Ms. 'Rules' would say something like this. Kristin Davis, you're not some kind of method actress are you. Because for however much I love you.. uh.. well.. actually.. there's nothing wrong with this. Carry on.

@MissCricket: She took the mens home, she just didn't want to be the "up-the-butt girl."

Holla Holla Holla

@BiscuitDoughJones: Ha! Now I remember. That was actually pretty funny. I do think Charlotte was my favorite. Her prudery was just so cute.

@MissCricket: i will never forgive her for introducing "see you next tuesday" to the lexicon.

I love her. Love! In the interview she eats cookies! And makes them from frozen dough! I'd totally hook her up with my dad if I knew her (even if he prefers SJP).

"If it WERE", Kristin. SUBJUNCTIVE! SUBJUNCTIVE!!! MAY MY CRY BE HEARD UNTO THE HEAVENS!

@BiscuitDoughJones: Best. Episode. Ever.

"Sir, we're talking up the butt, a cigarette is in order."

@MissCricket: How about when she would only flash one boob during Fleet Week?

I knew she was my favorite for a reason.

Ah. Always loved her, now I want her.

Interesting quote, considering that Ms. Davis was seemingly OK with promoting the single and promiscuous lifestyle when SATC was big.

@BiscuitDoughJones: She also didn't want to give head. No wonder she had to settle for a troll.

That is the best quote ever. She's from one town over from where I grew up, so we loved her anyways. But yeah... good on her.

@Macloserboy: Yeah, what was that? Sadly, I know women in real life who share the same aversion. I always feel so sorry for their men.

I disliked her character, but only because sometimes she secretly reminded myself of me (at least when it came to dating).

She needs to go on better dates.

Somewhere in a Bendel's on the UES, there's a gaggle of twenty-two year old girls whose heads are exploding.

@kataroo_kangaroo: You're from Columbia?

@Trixie from Toronto:
I'm not really that into givin head. (with some exceptions.) But I am a great lay, so I think that balances it out a bit.

@theladyvanishes: Or I should say, on Fifth Avenue.

@mocksun: Yes, people who don't give head do tend to think that.

I knew I liked her for a reason.

@mocksun: Oh dear.

@MissSmithDrankyourVodka: She reminded me of myself and I'd love her for that because I wouldn't make the same mistake as her or that I'd be less prude and I think that worked .

@MissCricket: I know! I loved that scene where Samantha announces she's dating a guy with funky spunk, and then you hear a chair pushing back from the table, and then you get a shot of Charlotte's back as she walks out of the restaurant. Frickin' hilarious.

@GraniteInMyVeins: And we discover that she went to Smith! We were lovin' that, all us rugmunchers.

@mbprice:
Let me clarify.
I've thoroughly enjoyed going down on guys with a penis under a certain size. However my last few partners were in the above average to huge territory, and gagging on a big wang really turns me off.

I knew I liked her.

She's from SC? Cool. Two more reasons to like her.

Yay, Charlotte! She's adorable. Remember when she exposed herself at that one party with all the sailors? Classic.

Speaking of head, this was a fantastical weekend for Le Sexing.

@Pinkosaurus: Doh! We totes posted the same thing.

@mocksun: Fair enough!

I'm not really qualified to comment on the "head or no head" thing. I do discuss sex a whole lot...in fact, a few times during convos with my best friend, I've said "You know, this is like Sex and the City. Without the sex." And he would add, "Or the city."

So true.

@mocksun: didn't you ever read Helen Gurley Brown's instructions in Sex and the Single Girl? It's only the last inch that you need to attend to, so to speak. Look it up.

@brendastarlet:
To tell you the truth, I'm more interested in exploring my latent gay side than improving my bj technique. But I'll take a look at the book. ;)

@mocksun: That might explain why you don't like having schlong in your mouth.

@MsKenney: Thanks for clearing that up. My eye went all twitchy when I read it.

@Trixie from Toronto:
Would you similarly "Oh Dear" a guy that's not wild about going downtown on the ladies?

It seems like that's more societally acceptable than being a female who's not wild about bjs.

@mocksun: Being a lesbian doesn't mean giving up blowjobs! Just sayin'. That's what Vixskin is for.

@Trixie from Toronto: I don't care for it either and I realize it's really weird and not really something any guy wants to hear.

But I'm just weird because it's something I'll only do with a boyfriend. I'm crazy. 75% of the guys I've banged were one-night stands or definitely not my boyfriend. But you can't exactly wear a condom during oral sex, and I'm so paranoid and traumatized from sex ed/Catholic upbringing that I'm afraid I'll end up with HPV of the mouth, or something. It's just my weird thing. Everyone's got one!

@mocksun: Or if someone wasn't into threesomes or anal sex or cumming on your face?

It's a preference that some people have and some people don't. I find it boring and uncomfortable because I'm definitely more of a taker than a giver. I would do it if someone I cared about wanted it, but I don't have to like it. That's just me.

Sometimes I feel like the only woman who actually likes giving a BJ. It's so much fun, like a toy that gives you a treat!

@Style Queen: You're not alone, sister. I'm a big fan.

I'm given to understand that I'm old-fashioned for only giving bj's to long-term boyfriends. It seems that nowadays sexual etiquette says that bj's are warm-up sex; the friendly handshake you give with your mouth.

When I was a sexually active teenager, bj's were a treat you give your special guy -- one of the perks of having a steady girl.

If Steve Martin will date her, she's cool in my book, but this quote helps too. She was always the best dressed, to me anyway...

@Style Queen: Same here! I always thought it was weird to look forward to that with the bf even when I'm meh about the actual sex. Then again, I kind of have an oral fixation in general.

@MissCricket: Bet she woulda been scandalized by Moe's postings from Vegas.

But in Moe's defense, who among us could be around all that gear/kink/action and not want to get seriously LAID!?

@skinnybonejones:
I'm scared to google this at work. But not scared to give TMI all over comments at Jezebel.
@vivresavie17:
I also find blow jobs to be more intimate than regular sex.

@bowlingfordollars: From what I understand (gossip, gossip) you've got a decent shot at that.

@sybann: That wasn't Moe. That was SlutMachine. And I was scandalized too. *clutches pearls*

@mocksun: Oh! Don't bother. It's the happiest faux-cock material, is all. Strap it on and suck it off! YAY!

@funnyface: OMG! I came back to correct myself because I don't want to be the cause of Moe having to up the meds. Thanks FF. I wasn't so much scandalized by the behavior (more jealous) as I was scandalized by her willingness to share the deets with us!

@sybann: Yeah, I don't want to come across as if I care what SM does or doesn't do at the porn convention, it was just the extreme detail about it that scandalized me a bit.