Photoshop Will Make Us Look Like Thin Hookers

Remember how Jessica and I put on some American Apparel monstrosities and looked like 10 pounds of shit in a 5-pound bag? The point, of course, was to look disgusting, and while most of the comments from you Jezzies were totally supportive, other people just didn't get it. They said that we looked gross and fat because we are gross and fat. And one of those comments told us that we needed "less blogging, more jogging." Silly boys! In this digital day and age, that's not how you lose weight; that's what Photoshop is for! After the jump, check out the "better" versions of our American Apparel-ed bodies.

Photoshop Will Make Us Look Like Thin HookersS

Photoshop Will Make Us Look Like Thin HookersS

Photoshop Will Make Us Look Like Thin HookersS

Photoshop Will Make Us Look Like Thin HookersS

Note: I did this on my laptop. I have a little bit of a graphic design background, but I'm by no means a professional retoucher.

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