*shudder*

If only I were Britney...

oh right, like he really needs all 12 of those cylinders. blargh.

"don't you know who i AM?"
"no. oh pete wentz! is that important?"

Jeebus. Where are the kitteez and puppeez? I demand cuteness now and no more emo asshattery.

I hate that guy.

He looks like a homeless man crossed with a clown. I don't know why I see that, but I do.

No, officer, no! I hear his douchiness is contagious! RUNNNNNN!!!!!

Do we really have to look at this douchebag again? No more, please.

He looks like he's being told that it's illegal to be as lame as he is. Also, like he's thinking of crying to get out of the ticket.

That cop is hot. No, wait. Nevermind.

He looks like someone's dirtbag son who stole the keys for a run to his dealer's apt in the middle of the day. Go LAPD!

@solaana: And that's probably why he was pulled over. He looks like the real owner is locked in the trunk.

Officer, confiscate that man's dog immediately! He's in need of an emo-free safehouse!

@solaana: He also looks like an ex of mine... pretty apt description there.

More of this ignoramus? (Doesn't he look sort of Bam Margerawhatverthefuckhisnameisish?) Jezebel, I've got my eye on you.
@Pinkosaurus: "emo asshattery!" Hahahaha...

@sirsnarksalot: My first thoughts, too!!!!

suck his dick dude! works for hookers, 3% of the time.

@sirsnarksalot: Well, half of them turn off when not in use...

:)

I hope it's the fashion police. Someone needs to confiscate his guyliner, stat.

I just want to take a razor to his face and get all that stubble off. It looks like it would itch all the time.

what kind of douchebaggy moves does one have to be doing to be pulled over by the LAPD? jeesh.

the cop obviously didn't recognize him with out the guyliner on

He looks like a hipster Johnny Damon.

@titania1285: In the immortal words of the poet laureate Keenan Ivory Wayans, one can be charged with "being black on a Saturday night."

@J.D.Regent: well, he IS kind of a whore...

I keep getting him and Nicole Ritchie's babydaddy mixed up...or is this Nicole Ritchie's babydaddy? I also can't tell many of the younger, blonder celebreties apart.

Crap, I'm old.

@FattyCatty: celebrities.

I am old, and I can't spell....

@bananaballs: true! and goes to great lengths to be thought of as bi...

i'm kind of digging the car.

@jenndavo: "the poet laureate Keenan Ivory Wayans,"

LOL.

HAHA Pete you can't drive!!!

@jenndavo: Yeah, he's not black though, so the question stands.

@J.D.Regent: i think a.simp's his bi-beard.

I hope his guyliner is waterproof.

In the words of Nelson Muntz, "Haha!"

@J.D.Regent: The sad thing about that is that a friend of his said, "(Pete) talks the talk - but I walk the walk".

And I'd never seen a wannabe bi boy until he came around - it's so funny that he'll talk about making out with boys, then vehemently denies being anything but heterosexual.

@goldengirl11: He is of mixed race - his mom is black and his dad is white.

@J.D.Regent: 3% of the time, it works every time.

Hopefully he's getting a ticket for being a douchebag.

This makes me laugh!

Violation? Man booties.

ergh.

I will not stop making fun of Pete Wentz until he stops wearing guyliner. It's a complete turn off for me when guys wear make-up, especially the kind that runs.

Wanker!

what a fag! the band fallout boy sucks and so does this moron... go crash your V12 Mercedes-Benz SL65 AMG into a tree. thats pretty much all its good for after youve driven it.

@rawautos: Ummmmm. Harsh and unfunny? Yep.

Rawautos will be picketing the courthouse with GOD HATES FAGS signs when Pentz goes in for his hearing, obvs.

Like my momma used to say, "Gay is what gay does."

"Don't you know who I think I am?!"

I don't think I'll ever stop wanting to strap one on and sex his butt. Oh the shame!

@cheera:
hahaha, no I'm not going to be like the west baptist church. I don't hate gay people, I just can't stand this guy, and his band... I am a musician myself and a lot of us don't like to see bad talent make it and good talent go to waste like some of the guys I know.