I don't understand what's going on in this photo, and yet I already know exactly what's going to happen next.

Heeeeey, sailor.

@jenndavo: Zip, snap and drop?

I can hear the soundtrack in the background. Bom chicka whaaa whaaaaahh

Two dudes, one slut?

For some reason Boogie Nights just popped into my head...

And why can't I find myself in this position more often?

Rowwwrrrr.

"COMpromising" or "Promising"? Because I am feeling the latter.

looks like a group thing to me...

Kim Cattral's pre-sexing look cracks me up every time. It's like "Oh, my, I get to have sex again! How unexpected and yet utterly convenient!"

Apparently she doesn't wear much clothes in the movie. I don't know if I have seen her actually dressed yet.

@tailfeather: god i love you.

@stacyinbean: and you as well.

Is she on a boat? Under scaffolding? On a sidewalk in her bathing suit?

All places that I have never had sex. You win again, Sam.

@nadarine: ha! that's what's always running through my head...

@badmutha: You know, that would make a lot of sense. I want some truth in advertising -- if you have "sex" in your movie title, I'd better see some action. And none of that "Oh, I totally do it with my bra on" type of crap we're used to on SATC.

"yes, we're trying to seduce you mrs. robinson."

This never happens to me. NEVER.

@stacyinbean: amen. i wouldn't mind a little of that sort of action.

@rednrowdy: seriously. I've never liked the threesome idea with another chick, but two dudes, oh man, I'd be the happiest chick on the planet. The thing I would worry about is that the dude with the smallest penis would get way less attention from me...

@ThaKadinskyPapers: wuv you too!

@stacyinbean: And speaking of penises, Slut Machine must have found one last night b/c we have yet to get any updates!

Are those the roofers--it's possible that she's in their way? Tarpapering is hard work and she's holding everything up.

@nadarine: Tut, tut. Indeed. Sort of "Oh, thank heavens for cock!"

@nadarine: Yes! You nailed it.

@nadarine: You know, that sounds exactly like something Samantha really would have said on SaTC.

She looks like she could be Paris Hilton there, especially considering what it seems like she's about to do. This disturbs me on many profound levels.

@stacyinbean: Why did you have to make me think of Two Girls One Cup? Why?