Elle writer Andrew Goldman — he who got the genius "baby wipes" gem out of actor Terrence Howard earlier this year — has turned his critical pen to actress Jessica Alba, the magazine's February cover girl. Though Alba seems tame enough in her interview with Goldman (if tame also means being super bitter about not being taken seriously as an artiste because she has a hot bod), reports from her photo shoot make Alba out to be, uh, a little loopy. And probably suffering from a mild case of megalomania. [Maybe she's just unfulfilled! -Ed.] Alba told Goldman that she, Halle Berry, and Jennifer Lopez are the only women of color who can open a movie. Now wait a second, that can't be right!
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