Porn Ultimatums

Ladies: Slut Machine here. I'm headed off to Las Vegas in a few hours, where I'll be attending the Adult Entertainment Expo and the AVN Awards (aka the Oscars of the porn industry; luckily there are no striking writers to worry about!). I'll be posting from there, and plan on getting you all the scoop on new sex toys, what porn stars are really like in person, and what kind of B-list celebs actually show up for this thing. I also have some fun surprises up my sleeve, so stay tuned to find out. Wish me luck! (Not for the casino, but for the bedroom...or bathroom stall, or back of the limo, or whatever.)