Best Comment of the Day, in response to Mike "No Chubbies" Koralchyk: Portrait Of The New American Hyperasshole: "i bet he can't get it up. even his shirt says no chubbies." We say: Boner jokes are always welcome. • Worst, in response to Hells Bells: "My fat cousin is marrying in strapless white evening gown - on a beach no less. She keeps gaining too. We're looking forward to snarking through the ceremony. She's not a nice person." We say: apparently, neither are you!

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