It's crap o'clock for Hillary today. First Drudge posted that bizarre close-up of her frown lines on his website, then replaced it with a somewhat premature-seeming news flash about how her campaign is on life support. Then came that bizarre story about how Obama could, as Bill had been the "first black president," be the "first woman president." (Sample: He is like a woman: slim, good looking, with long elegant fingers... click here to see how the author relates Obama's appeal to that of David Bowie and the Strokes. Seriously.) Anyway, no wonder she is crying at her campaign events at this point. Is there a more authentic, unscripted, feminine way to react to bad poll numbers? [WSJ, ABC (video)]