That last one is hilarious. I will try to use "fatty-gay" whenever I can.

Hee! Fatty-gay! Ai lovez eet!

What's with the sequined underwear with the shirt tucked in?

That bebe lion is so adorable.

Charlotte Gainsbourg--the only skinny bitch I like.
"Nous sum fatty-gay" just made my day!

brought it at a store (22 dollars, eep!) because i heard that the layout is better than american vogue. the problem is that my french is poor even after being almost conversational during high school (i blame my AP french teacher for making me hate it).

now if only carine can put her gorgeous daughter on the cover...

How much damage could that cat do if it decided to attack the model? I know it's just a cub, but if my housecat really wants to, it can draw blood. Just wondering.

Since it's not showing up so well on my screen, please can someone confirm that those are indeed blue sequin panties?

I smiles wiss my eyez, non?

j'adoor teh kitteh.

Fatty-gay? I don't get it.

i think the baby lion needs some rump support in that one photo. be carefulz!

@so5minutesago: I would not be surprise if the cub was sedated. They are usually pretty frisky and there would have been blood.

Photo #4: That kitteh's gonna go all Tatiana if you keep pullin' her tail, lady. (Too soon?)

I loathe the sequined drawers with my entire being - even the noms cannot makeup for them awful pantaloons.

J'adore Charlotte et son pere ...

@Reluctant Financier: tppk me awhile too: Fatigue.

@Reluctant Financier: fatigue = fatty-gay

@sybann: TOOK. Damn ergo keyboard.

@hamsterpants: Coke!

aw...peteete mademoiselle bebeh kitteh--elle ay tray fierce! mewmewrawrrrr! i like monjay your pieds maintainent!!!!

@wigglepuppy: that was the best french lolcat-ization EVER

@Reluctant Financier: Tired in French (fatigue, accent mark over the "e"). French pronunciation: fa.ti.É¡e

@the historian: Yep, and claws majorly trimmed if not outright removed.

@Reluctant Financier: Nous sum fatty gay = Nous sommes fatigues = we are tired.

@petuniacat:
It's what I'm wearing to work today. Keepin' it classy.

@petuniacat: You have to tuck the shirt in or no one will see your seekwhened undies.

@petuniacat: Yeah, the underwear over the shirt kind of looks like a diaper like that. Maybe the lion scared her and she needed some extra protection.

Ahahahaha! I heart yr fake french!

OMG, that lion is going to KILL me. If being a model means I get to play with baby wildlife, I will go throw up every spoonful of my potato cheddar soup RIGHT THIS SECOND. Sulk.

@Twilly: @JessicaLovejoy: And here I was feeling all klassy and posh in my American Apparel metallic leggings, and the two of you just had to upstage me with your damn sequined panties!

@sybann: @petuniacat: @ChezLait: Oh. Yeah. I totally don't speak French. they should do Japan Vogue cuz I do speak Japanese, however.

@Reluctant Financier: Don't feel bad. I didn't get it either. And I took 2 years of French in high school!

je swee tray confuses de les culottes sequins.

@Reluctant Financier: I don't speak French either, but long ago, I regret to inform you that I was engaged (briefly!) to a douchebag of a Francophile who attempted to speak French with a very, very bad accent. He pronounced "fatigue" exactly like "fatty gay." He once whispered "are you fatty-gay" to me and I cracked up. He was being quite serious.

Well done, Dodia. This is one of the best.

Love lolcats and Love lolvogue

I really don't think LOLanything will ever get old for me!

That last one should read, "I m le tired."

@petuniacat: That is pure gold.

I no speek de French but me likey da pikturs an da kitteeeez!!1!!!

too many pussy jokes all jostling for release in my head...

Jesus Christ! Eel es oon lion!

Get dans le voiture!

Heh. I sound like this when I speak French to my son.

@bessmarvingirldetective: One of the doctors I work for had his mom bring me a copy of this from Paris for Christmas. OMG, love.

@titania1285: merci! pwee-je prendruh un cheezburger?

@charlotte corday: Pussy jostling? Where do you work?!

@GeorgeFayne: hahaha!!! luuurve the endofworld.net reference!

@TheFormerJuneBronson: That makes two of us, mon ami.

You know how you know it's French and not American Vogue? No one is jumping in this layout.

Wow. She can open her mouth really, really wide. That looks like it hurts.

Is it wrong that I kinda want some sequinned undies? I wouldn't tuck my shirt into them. Promise.

@wildflowerpower: i thought feathers...but my eyes, they r not gud.

@charlotte corday:
I thought it was just me!

i'm tres totes in amore with this shoot!!!!!! Who the le hell is Charlotte Gainsbourg?

Loved Charlotte Gainsbourg in The Science of Sleep with Gael Garcia Bernal, btw.