• So uh, not so much cracking this holiday week. Former Pakistani Prime Minister Benazir Bhutto was gunned down killed on the campaign trail. We broke down the geopolitical conflict for y'all.
  
• Speaking of geopolitical conflict, apparently Sarah Jessica Parker hates Kim Cattrall. Just like the Muslims and Hindus!
  
• In other news, some women come during childbirth
  
• The women of Generation X aren't coming at all.
  
• Anna Nicole came early and often, and she threw one hell of a Christmas party.
  
• Christmas wasn't so great for other people, like wretched Tatiana the tiger and her unfortunate human victim.
  
• But even though some of us had to work during this holiday week, we can all take comfort in the fact that a certain someone kicked Moe's ass in the Traveler IQ Challenge. Suck on that, yo!

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