Sean Penn Maintains Bad-Boy Cred, Files For Divorce

  • Sean Penn and Robin Wright Penn are divorcing. Which is heartbreaking. We just don't want to think of Princess Buttercup feeling sad. [People]
  • Jessica Alba and baby daddy Cash Warren are making it legal and have announced their engagement. Honestly, does anyone care? [USA Today]
  • Poor Amy Winehouse: Has to go to court in Norway to deal with a marijuana possession charge. Hasn't our girl been through enough? [People]
  • Ashley Olsen: Now thinner than Mary-Kate. [MSNBC]
  • Given that the Jessica Simpson-Luke Wilson romantic comedy Blonde Ambition that opened over Christmas grossed only about $1,000 at the box office, Simpson's next film project, Major Movie Star, will be headed straight for DVD. [Page Six]
  • We think that 3,000 picketing writers would make for the best Golden Globes ever. [NYT]
  • Is Sienna Miller getting engaged to Rhys Ifan for her birthday today? [The Sun]
  • Awkwardness abounds as the studio tries to find a way to promote the Ryan Philippe/Abbie Cornish film Stop-Loss without making the focus being the fact that it was working together on the project that Philippe and Cornish started a relationship. [Page Six]
  • Miley "Hannah Montana" Cyrus and her also-15-year-old beau Nick Jonas have broken up. We would say "Oh they're only 15, this isn't even a real relationship," but then we remember Jaime-Lynn Spears. [Page Six]
  • Does the fact that Miley has some not-so-innocent photos floating around the Internet have anything to do with it? [MSNBC]
  • Marisa Tomei: Goes to church! What would George Costanza say? [Page Six]
  • Glenn Close says her role in Fatal Attraction saved her marriage. We say that's kinda weird. [Daily Mail]
  • Rebecca De Mornay was charged by the Los Angeles D.A. yesterday for two counts of misdemeanor driving. [TMZ]